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Santa To His Friend

our friendship means a lot to me.
u cry i cry.
u laugh i laugh.
u jump out of the window
i look down & then
.
.
.
i laugh again
Posted by Ammar Khurshid
432 Viewed this Joke

Santa Banta

santa: should i buy tickets for my children.?
conductor: yes! only if they are above 8.
santa: thank god ,i have only 6 children..!!

Posted by Vimal Raj
264 Viewed this Joke

Santa Banta

santa: i’ve been sending e-mails to william shakespare…
banta: william shakespare is dead, stupid…
santa: no wonder he hasn’t replied as well…

Posted by Vimal Raj
195 Viewed this Joke

Santa & Banta

santa: what is difference between “complete and finish?

banta: when you marry a right person you are complete
and when you marry the wrong one your are finished :d
Posted by Sam Khan
295 Viewed this Joke

Skeleton

tourist: whose skeleton is that?sardar: an old king's skeleton.
tourist: who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
sardar: that was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Posted by Rehan Khatib
289 Viewed this Joke
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