Bomb

santa banta ver fixing a bomb in car
while fixin santa asked
santa-what will u do if d bomb
explodes while fixing.
banta-dont worry i hav 1 more.

Two Friends

1'st friend to 2 f : yaar two weeks ago i gave 1lakhs rs to myfriend for his plastic surgery.
2f: then what happened?
1st f : now i am unable to identify him after his surgery.

Hutch Network Is Following Me

one day a dog was running behind a santa .....
but santa was laughing..
banta asked why u are so happy???
he said... i have an airtel mobile with me... but still hutch network is following me...

Banta At Court

judge: u are charged with throwing ur mother in law out of ur fourth story window...

banta: i did it without thinking... ur honor...

judge: that's no excuse... don't u see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time...

Santa In Kitchen

sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox sees inside and closes it...

his wife observes the whole episode.... again he comes and does the same stuff...


wife asks... why r u doing this??

sardar replies... doctor told me to check sugar level regularly...