All Husband Wife Jokes

A Young Couple Going To Attend A Function

wife: wait for me honey, i'm just finishing my makeup.

husband: you don't need makeup dear.

wife: oh, its really? that is so sweet of you!

husband: just you need plastic surgery.
Posted by Raj Kishore
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Wife And Husband Jokes

wife : what are you doing ?........
husband : watching tv !
wife : whar program are you watching
husband : jabardast
wife : what skit are you watching
husband : how to kick get rescue from wife's coffe and food !
Posted by Sai Chand
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How To Install Wife

a husband writes to the it technical support guy :-

dear tech support,
last year i upgraded from girlfriend 5.0 to girlfriend 1.0 and i noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance. this is particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under girlfriend 5.0!

in addition, wife 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, romance 9.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as newsapps 5.0, moneyapps 3.0 and cricket apps 4.1

what can i do?
x husband x.1

reply :

dear madam,

first, keep in mind, girlfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while gilrfriend 1.0 is an operating system.

please enter command- ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download tears 6.2 , then only it will automatically run the applications jewellery 2.0 and flowers 3.5

however, remember, overuse of the above application can cause girlfriend 1.0 to default to silence 2.5 , beer 6.1 or whisky 6.8

also do not disturb the original package of girlfriend 1.0 otherwise new virus boyfriend 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. so please be careful!

in addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the girlfriend 5.0 program.
these are unsupported applications and will crash girlfriend 1.0

we recommend: cooking 3.0

good luck madam !
support guy
Posted by Jacky Kapadia
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Husband And Wife Interesting

a 25 year couple going to attend a marriage...

wife: wait for me pinkesh, i'm just completed my makeup.

husband: you don't need makeup honey.

wife: oh, its really? that is so sexy of you!

husband: just you really need plastic surgery.

have a good day ahead
Posted by Jacky Kapadia
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a man lost his wife in tsunami
one drunk-night ..
while standing on the seashore, waves touching
on his feets .
he shouted to the sea: 'no matter how many times your waves touch my feet
i'll never take her back .. !!
its your mistake..
deal with it now...
Posted by Apd Lh
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