man asks wife- what would you do if i won the lottery ?
wife says- i-d take half n leave you.....
husband- perfect !
i-ve won $10 , here-s $5
now get lost.........
if wife wants to get husband-s attention,
just look sad & uncomfortable.
if husband wants to get wife-s attention,
just look comfortable & happy....... :d
wife said: i will die.
husband replied: i will also die.
wife again: why will you die?
husband said: because i can't bear the excitement when you will die.
wife said: i will die.
husband replied: i will also die.
wife again: why will you die?
husband said: because i can't bear the excitement when you will die.
