All Santa-Banta Jokes

Santa Rocks

santa= a man has 3 boys .. the middle one was named pintu..then tell what is the name of orher 2 boys...
banta= whatvdovu think.. am u an astrologer...i dint know..
santa= pin1 pin2 pin3
Posted by Jagan Das
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once upon a time
santa was playin cricket
and then
santa came and hit the ball
Posted by Abhishek Thory
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Santa Banta

nurse to patient with bleeding head: your name? patient: santa. nurse: birthdate? patient : 01 feb nurse : married? patient : no, car accident.
Posted by Shubham Chaudhary
921 Viewed this Joke


patient: doctor, please can you help me out?
doctor: yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in.
Posted by Shankar Uppala
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one day a software engineer drowned at the sea. there are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. but no one understood what he was trying to say. can you guess what he was trying to say? “f1, f1”!
Posted by Shankar Uppala
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