All Santa-Banta Jokes

Santa

during a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the windows frozen”.
husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
after a while husband received a message again “no way, the computer is completely spoilt now”!
Posted by Shankar Uppala
568 Viewed this Joke

Santa Banta

santa said to banta-chinese are great most of the product in india are chinese.
banta said to santa-you know every default product is named chinese in india.
ha ha ha
Posted by Manas Mohan
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Join Navy

santa= i want be in navy..
banta= grateful but do u know swimming.
santa=no
banta =then how can u join navy
santa= why... those who are in airforce.. can they fly like birds..
Posted by Jagan Das
247 Viewed this Joke

Funny

professor banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
u know why?
because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Posted by Amit Sharma
250 Viewed this Joke

Funny

a street dog was chasing santa and he was laughing.
a bystander: why are u laughing? santa: i have an airtel phone, but still hutch network is following me.
Posted by Amit Sharma
216 Viewed this Joke

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