Signed All The Cheques

santa lost his cheque book .... he approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it...

manager: you should have taken care as anyone can sign ur cheque book on ur behalf and empty ur deposits..

santa: how can others sign?? i am not a fool... i have an already signed all the cheques...

Telephone Directory

santa
eturns book to library bangs it on table and says what a shit??

santa: i read the whole book for many character no story at all??

librarian: so u are the who took the telephone directory...

Sardar'S Order

sardar at bar in new york...

man on his right says jhonny walker single..

man on his left says peter scotch single

santa says: santa singh married...

Santa

a boy and a girl on chat:
girl: hi baby
boy: hi... how are you?
girl: i am fine... could you please send me 15k?
boy: 15k! for what?
girl: 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes.
boy: it's ok my love... take it...
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count it, it's 15k and take extra 2k
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that's for your perfume!

Misleading Notices

banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area...

the judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence...

they should not put up such misleading notices said banta singh..

it said fine for parking here...