Ideal Match

santa: why didn't u marry??

banta: i was searching for an ideal match..

santa: so.. u didn't find an ideal girl??

banta: i found one..

santa: then??

banta: she was also searching for an ideal match.

Consider As A God

santa: people consider me as a god..

banta: how do u know??

santa: when i went to the park today, everybody said.. oh god.. u have came again..

Santa Complaining

santa complained to his friend about his wife..

my wife never agrees with anything i say... and we have been married for 6 years..
said santa..

his wife intervened and says.. not six years we have been married for seven years...

I'Ll Have A Scotch And Soda..

santa singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving..

just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery...

the judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted
order... order...

santa responded immediately.. thank u your honour.. i'll have a scotch and soda...

Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?

santa throw the butter out of the window?
socho
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because he wanted to see butterfly!