Train Is Coming On The Platform

santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
banta: santa u’ll die.
santa: u’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa And Judge

santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
the judge: what’ll you take 30 days or rs 3000.
santa: i think i’ll take the money.

Java

santa pune me microsoft office me interview dene gaya
interviewer- which are the four versions of java?
santa- mar java , mit java , lutt java , sadke java
intetviewer- ...excellent...ab sidha ghar java

Meet My Wife

santa: meet my wife tina
banta: oh! i know her
santa: how?
banta: we were caught sleeping together.
santa: what the hell!
banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in maths class

Surf Excel

santa in computer exam examiner: what is microsoft excel? santa: it is a new brand of surf excel to wash computer.....!