All Santa-Banta Jokes

Santa Banta

santa - what is your name ?
banta- my name is khan and i am not a terrorist
Posted by Abhishek Kumar
176 Viewed this Joke

Santa

once santa, computer science student, washing his hands with dettol
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. after removing a virus from his system

Posted by Indhu Mathi D
133 Viewed this Joke

He Was Not My Friend

a man to santa-- ur frnd is kissing ur wife in ur home,
he rushes to his home
and come with in half an hour n
slapped tat man n said--
he was not my frnd..
Posted by Santosh Sonare
244 Viewed this Joke

Out Shopping

gatnam went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. 'i would like to buy this small tv,' he told the salesman.
'sorry, we don't sell to sardars,' he replied.

so gatnam hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and
eturned to repeat to the salesman, 'i would like to buy this tv.'

'sorry, we don't sell to sardars,' the salesman replied for a second time.
'damn! gatnam exploded, 'he recognized me.'

he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.
'i would like to buy this tv.'

'sorry, we don't sell to sardars,' the salesman replied.
angry now and frustrated, gatnam shouted, 'how do you know i'm a sardar?'
'because that's a microwave,' he replied.
Posted by Santosh Sonare
176 Viewed this Joke

Study

anta: i am a most proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
banta: really, what is he studying?

santa: no is not studying, they are studying him.
Posted by Santosh Sonare
129 Viewed this Joke

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