Santa- Banta & Home

santa & banta sleeping at home
santa: storm is coming, home will collapse ,let's run.
banta: don't worry,home is not ours,,owner will run .

Headlights And Wipers

after an accident
a very angry driver- i showed you the headlights and told you to go by side.
santa - i also started the wipers and said no, no ...no , no...

Santa Is In Court

santa went to court
judge- order order
santa- 1 pizza, 2 dosa, 3 idli and 1 cold- drink
judge- shut up
santa - no no 7 up

Fighting

santa banta were fighting after exam.
sir: y r u fighting?
santa : this fool left the answer sheet blank,
sir: so what?
santa: even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Santa-Banta

santa: what is difference between “complete and finish”?

banta: when you marry a right person you are complete
and when you marry the wrong one your are finished!!!