R U A Foreigner

after
eturning back from a foreign trip santa asked his wife do i look like a foreigner??

wife... no why???

sardar: in london a lady asked me r u a foreigner...

Weather Forecast

once santa was walking and had a glove on the head and not an other so the man asked him why did he do so...

he replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot..

Santa During Diwali

santa talking during diwali...

santa: jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dekhai deti hai phir awaz aya kyon??

banta: kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche...

Tumhe Nahi Pata

santa and banta were in conversation on the beach...

santa: praaji isse beach kyo kaheete hai??

banta: tumhe nahi pata..

santa: nahi pata

banta: woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beach mein hai isliye issai beach kahete hai..

Santa Commiting Suicide

santa trying to COMMIT suicide on the railway track and he takes along some wine and chicken within..

somebody stops him and asks kya hai... ye sab kyon leke baithe ho??

santa replies... saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun...