Cheated Me

sardar: u cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to u.
sardar: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is 'all india radio! '

Understand It

at the scene of an accident a man was crying: o god! i have lost my hand, oh!
sardar: control yourself. don't cry. see that man. he has lost his head. is he crying?

Office

sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
sardar: keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.

Car

sardar: what is the name of your car?
lady: i forgot the name, but is starts with 't'.
sardar: oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. all cars that i know start with petrol.

Sardar Boss

boss: where were you born?sardar: india ..boss: which part?sardar: what 'which part'? whole body was born in india .