Parking For 2 Wheelers Only

santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto...
banta asks: why are u removing a wheel from auto??

santa: cant u read parking for 2 wheelers only...

Cows Dont Fly

santa was walking along when he looked upto observe a bird flying overhead... suddenly the bird dropped a load when it directly over him...
the santa says good thing that cows don't fly....

Application Form For Job

santa was filling up an application form for an job..
he promply filled the column s titled name... age... address etc...
then he came to the column salary expected..
he was not sure as to what to be filled there...
after much thought he wrote ... yes...

Crocodile Bootsac

santa proposes to a women ..

she says... yes if u bring me a pair of crocodile boots ..

he gets off the africa and disappears..

finally a search is being made they find him hunting crocodile and watch him killing a huge one...

he walks over the repitle checks its legs and angirily exclaims
71st and again bare feet...

Brain Check Up

while having a brain check up..

doctor: i regret to tell u that u have a brain tumour..

santa... yes... jumps a joy..

doctor: did u understand what i just told u??

santa: yes... ofcourse... do u think i'm dumb??

doctor: then why are u so happy???

santa: because that proves that i have a brain...