santa: a person was come and falling to the first floor from the 10th floor but he is alright, how?
banta: he was falled in first floor from the 10th floor. how it is possible?
santa: he come to the first floor and then he fell down, thas it
Posted by Sugan Spidy
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judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
sardar: before opening the shop
Posted by Indhu Mathi D
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santa-always take money from pessimist.
banta- but why?
santa-because he had no hope of getting it back.
Posted by Prayush Rai
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i am sweet and you are sour so just shut up and give me a flower! . happy valentines day!
Posted by Bk Abhijeet Sagar
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do ladke pappu aur golu class me bahas kar rahe the
teacher santa class me so raha tha,uski neend khul gayi aur chillate huve bola - salo kutto haramkhoro q bahas kar rahe ho ?? 3:)
pappu - hame pan ki dukan k pass 100 rs ka note gira pada mila , aur humne ye decide kiya hai ki hum ye 100rs duniya k sabse zhoote insan ko denge :)
teacher santa - tumhe apne aap par sharam aani chahiye , jab me tumhari umar ka tha tab muje ye bhi nahi pata tha ki zhoot hota kya hai ?? -_-
ye sunte hi golu aur pappu ne 100rs santa ko de diye.
Posted by Sachin Gupta
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