Santa Banta Sms / Text Messages

maths teacher was teaching
mathematical conversions

teacher-if
1000 kgs= ton.
then

for 3000 kgs
=how much?

santa-
ton!ton!ton!

Headlights And Wipers

after an accident,
a v.angry driver: i showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

santa: i also started d wipers
& said no, no..no no. :d

Lion Bounced On Wife

in an african safari,a lion suddenly bounced on santa's wife.
wife-shoot him! shoot him!
santa-yes yes.i'm changing d battery of my camera..

Transferring Files

santa once wanted to transfer some files form one pc to another. following was the steps followed by him.

1) right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option.

2) disconnected the mouse from that pc.

3) took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other pc where he wanted to copy that file.

4) right clicked the mouse and selected the paste option.

Banta Owned A Factory.

banta owned a factory.
he issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
friend asks: why this ?

bant reply:
because married men are more obedient.