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Santa: Nothing, I Just Poked

santa : my ex-girlfriend’s status on facebook says: “standing on the edge of a bridge…”
banta: so what did you comment?
santa: nothing, i just poked0469 her
Posted by Bunty Bubby
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Apne Hi Kiye Pe Paani Pher Dena

teacher: translate this sentence in english – apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena?

santa thinking
and
answered
“flush”
Posted by Bunty Bubby
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If A Tiger Attacks Ur Mother-In-Law Ur Wife

if a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and
ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? ………

santa : ofcourse,

the tiger .. very few are left..!!!
Posted by Bunty Bubby
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Santa Went To A Restaurant In China

santa went to a restaurant in china

chinese waiter: “sir i have stewed liver,
boiled tongue and frog’s legs”

santa: “yaar tu apni problems chhodd, menu card ley aa.
Posted by Bunty Bubby
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Sardar On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pregnant

sardar on phone: doctor my wife is pregnant…
she is having pain right now…
doctor: is dis her 1st child?
sardar: no dis is her husband speaking..!!!
Posted by Bunty Bubby
208 Viewed this Joke
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