Santa'S Goat

santa- today my goat given me a egg.
banta- goats don't gives egg.
santa- i named my hen as goat.

Cut Workload By 50\\%

salesman:this computer will
cut your workload by 50\\%.

santa:that is great,
i will take two of them

Because Married Men Are More Obedient.

banta owned a factory.
he issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
friend asks: why this ?

bant reply:
because married men are more obedient. hahahahahah

Santa Banta

somedays i feel like running away.
then i remember how much i hate running!

Fair Play

the man in the barber chair signalled with his finger. 'have you got another razor?' he whispered.
'of course, sir,' said the barber. 'but may i ask you why?'
'i'd like to defend myself,' said the customer.