+ve Quality

pappu saadi karne ladki ke ghar gaya tha:
ladki ke baap: beta tumhara kuch -ve qualities hai?
pappu: haan
baap: smoking
pappu: haan;
baap: drinking
pappu: haan;
baap: smugling
pappu: haan;
baap : kuch +ve hai ki nahi?
pappu: jii haan hai naa
baap: kya???????
pappu: hiv +ve

Foolness

pappu asked to uncle
what the mean of i'm going?
uncle answerd- mai ja rha hun.
pappu told- sala sare mera jwab diye bina he ja rhe h.

Ek Sharabi

ek baar ek sharabi, apni aakhhein (eyes) daan karne ke liye gaya, eyes donate karne ke baad doctor se bola, sahib, jis ko bhi ye aakhein lagaoge, usse yeh bol dena kee yeh aankhein daaroo ka ek peg peene ke baad hee khulti hai !

Hath Ket Geya

chgan ka ek hath mashin mein ket geya |
agle din uska dost magan ghar aaya or bola,
'accha hua ulta hath hi kerta| agar sidha kerta to tu khana kaise khata?
chgan: tumhe mere dimang ki tarif kerni cahiye |
hath to sidha hi geya tha per maine turant nikal ker ulta daal diya......

Dost

father:
kya hua beta kyun ro rahe ho?
mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hoon.......
son:
kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha.....
teri wali ne bahut mara..........