Santa

two commerce students talking..

rahul: oh! sorry yaar heard about your breakup. is it true?

mehul: yup!

rahul: you must be sad na.

mehul: no yaar! we are commerce students! i have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.. :o:d

Pappu Sardar Ki Savari

ek din pappu apne cow ko le ja raha tha
tbi ek sardar ji vaha se gujar raha tha to vo pappu ko dekhkar achambit ho gya...
"kyu ki pappu cow ke upar betha hua tha" to sardar ne pucha ye kya kar rahe ho to pappu ne kaha aap ye kar sakte ho.....
.to sardar ha bola me bhi es tarah cow par beth sakta hu...
jab cow par sardar betha to cow badatki aur sardar ko giraya tab sardar bahut soch ne laga kya hua????????

Egg

papuu ko rasty me ek egg mila wo us egg ko tod nhi paya pta h kyu
kyu ki wo egg phly se he tuta tha

Gadha

papu rasty me ja rha tha tbhi usey latky hue wire se current lag gya jb wo tadap tadap k marny wala tha tbhi usey yaad aaya ki light to 1 week se nhi aa rhy h

Women Is Always Women

Ek Shaitani Chudeil ne Buzurg pati Patni ko
Pakad liya..
Chudeil:” Mai Tum Dono ki Ek-Ek khwaish Poori
kar sakti hu
Patni:” Mujhe apne Pati k Saath Duniya
Ghumni hai
Chudeil ne chaddi Ghumayi aur Wolrd Tour ki Do
Ticket aa gayi
Chudeil ne Pati se poocha:” tumhe kya chahiye ??
Pati:” Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti patni chahiye
Chudeil ne Chaddi Ghumayi aur Pati ko 90 Saal
ka kar Diya..
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To Kya seekha sabne is Kahani se..???
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“Aadmi ko Yaad Rakhna chahiye ke Aakhir
Chudiel bhito Ek Aurat hi hai…