Car

sardar: what is the name of your car?
lady: i forgot the name, but is starts with 't'.
sardar: oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. all cars that i know start with petrol..

Bus

santa waiting at bus stop in uk along with 3 women.
when bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: no more, no more

santa: saaleya morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Bulb

pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 watt bulb.
santa asked him: what are you doing?
pappu: aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Toungue

pappu while filling up a form: what should i write against mother tongue.?
santa: very long...!

Thnku Ji

santa: bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
jeeto: thank u g
santa: lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
jeeto: thank u g.
santa: shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
jeeto: thank u g
santa: par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...