Name

pappu: dad, can you write in the dark?
santa: i think so. what is it you want me to write?
pappu: your name on this report card.

Rome

teacher: when was rome built?
pappu: at night.

teacher: how can you say that?
pappu: because my dad always says that rome wasn't built in a day!

Marry Me

girl: i think the poorest people are the happiest.
pappu: then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.

Shayri

ek time meri girlfrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
wo bahut sundar thi,
muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
mai akeli hu,mai muskraya or,
apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
to uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or,
meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
mujhe gale lagaya \or kaha,
hum ko rishta manzur he.
ab mai kya batau\?
ke mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha..

Me Vaisi Nhi Hu

pappu ne bus stop pr ldki ko aankh mara....
to ldki boli- me vaisi ldki nhi hu..
pappu- check krna to hamara fraz bnta h na..