Cheating Krne Do..

madam- copy chupa lo piche se koi dekh lega
boy- madam, me akela fail nhi hona chahta....

Child

two children are talking.
a: meet my new born brother.
b: oh, he is so handsome=! what's his name?
a: i don't know. i can't understand a word he says.

Simple Addition

teacher: if i gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

pappu: seven sir.

teacher: no, listen carefully. if i gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

pappu: seven.

teacher: let me put it to you differently. if i gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?

pappu: six. teacher: good. now if i gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

pappu: seven!

teacher: where do you get seven from?

pappu: because i have already got one at home.

Aaliya Bhatt

ek bar teacher ne pappu se puchha ki kisi ek scientist ka naam batao.
pappu-mam aaliya bhatt
teacher-battmiz class se bahar jaao.
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tabhi pichhe se ek bacha bola mam pappu to tutlata .

Pappu And Doctor

pappu dr sahab mujhe pilia h dwa lene k bad pappu ghar gya lekin thik ni hua wapas dr k pas aaya bola dr sahab thik ni hau
dr-dwa le li thi pappu-aapne di aur maine le li
dr mera mtlb dwa kha li thi pappu ni dwa ki sisi bhari ti
dr mera mtlb ko pi lia tha pappu pilia dwa ko no mujhe h