All Pappu Jokes

Hall Ticket

ravi:where is your hall ticket
ramu:my teacher said dont take any papers along with you to exam hall so i wishfully forgot that..
Posted by Naveenn Naidu Bonda
359 Viewed this Joke

Chinese Items

one day pappu fell in love with a beautiful chinese girl and married her. after 1 years of their marriage his wife died. to consol him his friend said to him don't worry pappu you could not do anything . chinese items last no longer than a year or more.
Posted by Ayush Gupta
264 Viewed this Joke

A Stupid Man

there was a flood in a village.

one man said to everyone, “i’ll stay! god will save me!”

the flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said “come on mate, get in!”

“no” replied the man. god will save me!

the flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

a helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.“

no, god will save me!” he said

eventually he died by drowning.

he got by the gates of heaven and he said to god “why didn’t you save me?”

god replied, “for goodness sake! i sent a boat and a helicopter. what more do you want!”
Posted by Santosh Sonare
237 Viewed this Joke

Maths

once teacher asked pappu -what is the full form of maths

pappu -mentally affected teachers harassing students
Posted by Faraz Khan
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What Is The Tenth Month

teacher: what is the first month?
student: january
teacher: what is the second month?
student: february
teacher: what is the tenth month?
student: delivery
Posted by Santosh Sonare
278 Viewed this Joke

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