Nice

pappu:dad what is an idiot?santa:an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understandhim.do you understand me?pappu:no.

Height Of Coolness

height of coolness:
2 guys coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:i think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no i see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

That'S Good.

little johnny: mam,will you punish me
for something that i didn't do ?

teacher : not at all.

little johnny : that's good.
actually i didn't do my homework!

Type Of Studies:

there are two type of studies:

1 - hard subjects which cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that doesn't need to be studied

Munna Bhai

impact of movies:

teacher :- who is mahatma gandhi?
student:- he is the one who helped
munna bhai to impress his girlfriend!