Examiner Taking Practical Class

in bio practical:
examiner:tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
pappu:i don't know.
examiner:you failed, what's your name?
pappu:see my legs & tell my name!!!!!!
ha!!!! ha!!!

An Essay On Cricket Match

teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
all were busy writing except one sardarji.
he wrote no match, due to rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swimming

pappu : do you know how to swim?

nitin : no...

pappu: then my dog is better than you, he knows

nitin: do you know how to swim?

pappu : yes

nitin: then what is the difference between dog and you ....

Conversation Between Teacher And Pappu

one teacher asked pappu, what is the full form of maths?

pappu: mental affected teachers harrasing students:-)

School

why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? because he wanted to see time fly !!!