Go For A Movie

ohnny asked to sam what they will do that night.
sam said “we will flip a coin”
then johnny said “if it comes head, we will go for movies. if tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!

Mother Elephants

classroom jokes

it was oral examination in the standard two. the class teacher asked various questions to the students. she asked tom, ‘can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘e’?
tom replied ‘elephant’
teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘t’.
tom replied ‘two elephants’
teacher asked him the same question.
tom replied ‘ten elephants’
annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘m’
tom replied ‘mother elephant’
the angry teacher repeated the same question.
cool tom replied ‘may be an elephant’

Zoo Joke

zoo visitor: what's the new
baby hippo's
name? hippopotamus keeper: i don't know, he won't tell
me.

We Don'T Care

exams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
the teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
we dont care !!

Choclate Milk

do u know why pappu bought a brown cow???
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2 get choclate milk