son: dad celebrate today father asked why. son : you have promised me to give a car on passed out in exam. father: yes son: so i save ur money i got failed.
judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
sandrar:your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.!!!!!!!!!!
two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
bus conductor: the older one should sit here
both looked at each other
and the seat remained empty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teacher : u failure !
at ur age bill gates stood first in the class
student : mind u, sir,
but at ur age hitler COMMITed suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a sweet demand by a kid.
a kid was beaten by his mom.
dad came n asked- what happen son?
kid said-i cant adjust with your wife anymore,
i want my own.....!!!!!!!!!
