An Aeroplane Asks A Rocket

an aeroplane asks a rocket
how is that you can fly so fast?
the rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

Future Plans Of Childrens

future plans of childrens:
teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
adnan: i want 2 b a pilot.
wakeel: i want 2 b a doctor.
bina: i want 2 b a good mother.
shariq : i want 2 help bina.

There'S A Bomb In My Garden!

man: officer! there's a bomb in my garden!
officer: don't worry. if no one claims it
within three days, you can keep it.

I Say She'S No Good!

father: your teacher says she finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
son: that's why i say she's no good!

When U Feel Lonely And Alone

when u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!