Your Network Tariff Has Changed!

your network tariff has changed!
call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
the smaller the cheaper!
congrats you can make free calls!!!!

Nice

joke:after robbing the bank,robber 2 clerk:did you see me robbing ?clerk:yes.robber shot him dead asked next clerk-did you?2nd clerk:no,but my wife saw you

Cute

joke:a;if a devil catches your wife,what would you do?b:you can do nothing.if devil has COMMITted a mistake let him face the consequences

How Many Leges Does An Ant Have?

q: what are two things people never eat before breakfast?
a: lunch and supper.

q: what do tigers have that no other animals have?
a: baby tigers.

q: why is the number six afraid?
a: because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

q: how many legs does an ant have?
a: two, the same as an uncle.

Best

joke:an engineering student to his sweeper brother:i have got degree,i have got knowledge, i can sit in society. what do you have? sweeper:i have the job.