What Is The Fastest Thing In World?

what is the fastest thing in world?
four guys
1 from harward:
1 oxford
1 texas & a sardar from pujab university
1 common question:
what is the fastest thing in world?
oxford:light
harvard:thought
texas:blink of an eye
sardar:its loose motions,
because last night i was lying in my bed
& before i could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

I Will Give Both Of Them

sardar 2 friend: guess how many
coins i have in my pocket?
friend:if i guess right, u give me 1?
sardar:oji, i will give both of them

Sardar Shopping Early

judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
sardar: before opening the shop.....

Go And Water The Plants

sardar told his servant:
go and water the plants. servant
its already raining. sardar: so what?
take an umbrella and go.

2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
sardar 1 : what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : don't worry, i have a one more.!!