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An Extra Sense Is Non Sense.

most people have 5 senses.
some people have 6 senses.
but u r blessed with 7 senses.
an extra sense is non sense.
Posted by Indhu Mathi D
138 Viewed this Joke

At Ur Age Hitler Commited Suicide

teacher : u failure !
at ur age bill gates stood first in the class
student : mind u, sir,
but at ur age hitler COMMITed suicide
Posted by Indhu Mathi D
137 Viewed this Joke

Difference Between A Woman And A Magnet

what is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
magnets have a positive side!
Posted by Indhu Mathi D
139 Viewed this Joke

Have A Horrible Day Without Water

have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...
Posted by Indhu Mathi D
146 Viewed this Joke

I Was Sitting On Daddy'S Lap.

son: mom, when i was on the bus
with dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
mom: well, you have done the right thing.!!
son: but mum, i was sitting on daddy's lap.
Posted by Indhu Mathi D
135 Viewed this Joke
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