Rich Country

in a closed circle of friends (middle aged group) someone mentioned about the secret of financial prosperity of a smelly country like japan.

the secret is that there is cottage industry in every home something or the other is being produced in every home. that makes the country rich.

A Nice Catch

the rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. a ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. a tipsy- ooking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing. 'fishing,' the old man said simply.
'poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub. as he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'and how many have you caught?'
'you're the eighth,' the old man answered.

Sardar'S Leave Application

sardar's leave application
dear sir,
my wife is ill.
as there is no other husband
in the family to look after her,
kindly grant me leave for one day.

A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut

a sardar went to pizza hut.
there he ordered a pizza.
the waiter asked him:
sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
sardar replied:
o 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Todays Dinner Should Be Lite

q:why is a sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
a:because his doctor advised him
todays dinner should be light