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Beautiful Red Underwear

teacher to pappu: write ur best friend's name in english..
pappu wrote: beautiful red underwear..
teacher: what??
pappu: his name is sundhar lal chaadha..
Posted by Zen Zin
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My Dog

teacher: pappu ur composition of my dog is exactly the same as ur brother's... did u copy this??

pappu: no teacher.. it is the same dog... we both wrote on...
Posted by Zen Zin
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Learning Tense

once the teacher was teaching tenses..

pappu: miss... what will be the present tense of samsung?

teacher: i don't know

pappu: that's very simple.. if samsung is past than samsing will be the present...
Posted by Zen Zin
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How I Spell It

teacher: pappu how do u spell crocodile??

pappu: krokodail

teacher: no that's wrong..

pappu: maybe that's wrong but you asked me how i spell it..
Posted by Zen Zin
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Do You Work Out

little johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:
tester: if i give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
little johnny : seven!
tester : no, listen carefully again. if i give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
little johnny : seven!
tester : let's try this another way. if igive you two bottles of beer, and twobottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
little johnny : six.
tester : good! now, if i give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
little johnny : seven!
tester : how on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
little johnny: i've already got one rabbit at home!
Posted by Santosh Sonare
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