H20

teacher :pappu tell me the chemical formula of water.
pappu: h i j k l m n o
teacher: nonsense, what is this \?
pappu: but madam , you only told me that the formula of water is h to o.

Pappu Rhyme

a for apple
b for big apple
c for colourful apple
d for double apple
e for eight apple
f for first said a for apple

Pappu With President

president : please come with me, i want to show you that how much advance we are\? \and he takes pappu to a forest.
president : dig the ground. \and pappu did it.
president : more...more... \and more... \and pappu went upto 100 feet.
president : so now, try to search something.
pappu : i got a wire.
president : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.
pappu became frustrated.
he invited that president to india \and he came after 1 year.
pappu : i want to show you our advancement. the same he takes president to a forest.
pappu : dig the ground. \and president does.
pappu : more...more... \and more... \and president goes upto almost 400 feet
pappu : so now, try to find out something.
president : no, there is nothing here.
pappu : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have wireless mobile \!\!\!
president shocked pappu rocked\!\!\!\!

Veg Joke

pappu in hotel: main
yaha nahi rahunga
mere paise wapas karo
itna chotta room ? na he
koi khidki na he koi
balkoni ?
mujhe jaanwar samjha h
kya ?
waiter: mere baap, upar
chal, yeh lift hai....

Betting Pappu

pappu-i lost rs 300 in bet.
friend-how
pappu-i bet on india for rs 200..... lost
friend-but you said rs 300
pappu-i again bet on india for rs 100 in the highlights of the match