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Coffee And A Fly

a customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! the waiter served the coffee. the customer found a fly in the coffee. he called the waiter.

customer: how do i drink this coffee!
waiter: don’t you know how to drink a coffee?
customer: waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.
waiter: oh yes sir, you are right! there is a fly in your coffee
customer: waiter, i said, there is a fly in mmy coffee (he stressed the word my)
waiter: oh don’t worry sir, the fly won’t drink much!
customer: waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.
waiter: sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?
(annoyed) customer: the fly dead, it’s irritating!
waiter: i guess, it doesn’t know how to swim properly.
customer: how do i drink this coffee?
waiter: don’t you know how to drink? i will teach you!

he drank the coffee! and said, this is how you should drink a coffee
Posted by Deba Biswas
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Doctor Pateint

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a man asks a farmer near a field, “sorry sir, would you mind if i crossed your field instead of going around it? you see, i have to catch the 4:23 train.”

the farmer says, “sure, go right ahead. and if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”


Posted by Roshni Mishra
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Smart

a boy breaks on old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. the uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “do you even know how old the vase was? it was from the 17th century!” the boy sagged in relief: “oh, good that it wasn’t new.
Posted by Roshni Mishra
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Lol

moreas you climb the ladder of success,

check occasionally to make sure

it is leaning against the right wall”.
Posted by Rajat Tanwar
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Funny Joke

student 1 : why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
student 2 : there was no chemistry....
Posted by Sharmi Jasmin
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