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Germs

teacher-what are people from turkey called?
student 1-turks
teachers - what are people germany called?
student 2- germs.
Posted by Prayush Rai
129 Viewed this Joke

Fb Joked

some people deactivates their fb account before exams..!!
as if facebook is stopping them from becoming scientists in nasa.

Posted by Muskan Sanadi
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Doctor Vs Journalist

a journalist went to a mental hospital and asked a doctor,
journalist: “how do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?”
doctor: “well, we first fill a bathtub and give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
journalist: “yeah, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
doctor: “no, a normal person would pull the drain plug, now will you please proceed to bed no.39.”
Posted by Rahul Pathak
181 Viewed this Joke

Happiness

what is happiness?
switching off the bathroom lights
just to annoy the person inside
Posted by Rahul Pathak
174 Viewed this Joke

About Lizards

who are lizards?
awesome answer by a kid....
they are those poor crocodiles who forgot.......
Posted by Kartik Patel
176 Viewed this Joke

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