me:mummy water.
me:ma water
amma:you better come out of that place and drink.
me:amma water.
amma:if i will come there i will beat you.
me:okay,bring some water while you are coming.
Posted by Resh Rockz
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what's the best part about valentines day?
the day after when all the chocolate goes on sale
Posted by Venkata Pavan
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once 3 eggs fall on the ground but only 2 eggs broke!
why.
sometimes it happenes, dont take tension!
Posted by Sohan Sohan
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can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Posted by Abenesh Ks
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mom:what do i cook today??
dad:pizza
me:chowmin
bro:burger
mom opened the fridge and said:lauki is drying i am going to cook it.
Posted by Hritikesh Verma
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