E-Mail Id'S Of Our Cricketers

E-mail id's of our cricketers
1 laxman: available@home-only.com
2 kumble: only@test_match.com
3 sachin: admitted@hospital.com
4 kaif: good@for_nothing.com
5 sehwag: consistently@ out_of_form.com
6 dravid: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
7 pathan: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com
8 greg chappell: only_experiment@noresult.com
9 munaf patel: only_line&length@nospeed.com
10 harbhajan singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
11 suresh raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com

Cricketers Mindset:

ganguly: do or die.
sehwag: do before you die.
dravid: do until they die.
tendulkar: do that will never die...
laxman: do when everyone else die.
yuvraj: do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....
dhoni: do everything before luck die.

Sachin Fans Watching Cricket

sachin fans watching cricket;
salman fans watching his movies;
sania fans watching tennis;
and my fans are always busy reading my 'messages'.
ohh god! they're simply crazy fans!