Question About Cricket.

one very easy question for the cricket lovers .bating team comes for batting \and the 10 batsmen gets out in 10 consecutive balls,without making any attempt to make any runs. the question is which number batsman will shown not on scoreboard\?
answer:7th.ha ha ha......

Gandhi Ji

rahul gandhi-mom hum iss desh ko kab tak lootange?.
sonia-jab tak hai jaan.
rahul-hamara halp kun karega?
sonia gandhi-son of sardar.

India\/pakistan

cricket fever
husband was busy watching
ind vs pak match..
wife came in a new dress & asked him: main kaisi lag rahi hu ?
husband jumped, clapped n shouted
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‘chhakka’
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his visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7 !

Futball

futball ka mach chal raha tha lalu mach dekh rahe the lalu apne patni se puchta h -itni bar ball ko marte kyu h;
patni-gol karne ke liye ;
lalu-abe kitna gol karega pahle se he gend gol h

Group Chat

group chat of our crickets happened just now !
dhoni - oye online h kya koi ?
raina - nhi hu mai to.
rohit - mai bhi nhi hu.
dhoni - saalo zyada hero mat bano aise bol rhe ho jaise mene match harwaya h.
dhawan - are yaar news wale sab mujhe bol rhe h k mene harwaya h.
raina - chinta mat kr kal tk anushka ka bolne lagenge sab.
kohli - dekh be usko leke mazak mat kr.
( kohli added anushka)
anushka is typing....
dhoni removed anushka
dhoni - sun be har kisi ko add mt kr tu..
kohli - use sirf sorry bolna tha sabse. \or meri bhi bht bezzati ho gayi yaar uske saamne.
dhoni - bhag sale larki ki wajah se out ho gaya.
raina - haa be mujhse kuch seekh kuch din mei shadi h fir bhi nhi bulaya kisi ko mene. or sala ticket kisne di usko.???..
kohli - dekh tu mat bol zyada.
jadeja - bol tu to raina, isi k karan haare aaj apan.
rohit - oye jadeja tu kab aaya australia. tu khel rha tha kya wc.???
( jadeja left )
dhoni - rohit mat kr yaar....
(dhoni added jadeja. )
yadav - salo mene to mera kaam kr diya tha. tum hi ludak gaye. ???
kohli - sahi bol rha h sala kisi se kuch nhi hua.???
rohit - tu bhi to ladki k chakkar mei out ho gaya.
( virat left ).
dhoni - yaar aise to grp khatam ho jaega.????
dhawan - haa yaar rohit mt kr, or mujhe pata h tu bhi usi ko dekhte dekhte out hua tha.
(jadeja added kohli )
jadeja - oye virat upr wala msg padh.???
kohli - rohit
rohit - yaar ye jadeja to match se zyada accha yaha prfrm yaha kr rha h.
(jadeja left ) .....