All Santa-Banta Jokes

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santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. next day he closed his bank account. know why?
because the bank's slogan was: we make your dreams come true...
Posted by Amit Sharma
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Funny

train chali, santa 1 dibbe mai char gaye..
tt bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka
dibba hai.
santa ji: sorry ji, mere ko laga aap mard ho.
Posted by Amit Sharma
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santa - my wife died yesterday..
im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
banta - no problem.
just imagine she came back.
Posted by Amit Sharma
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kal hamaari bhains ne jiyo ka 1 sim kha liya
aur unlimited doodh de rahi hai aur unlimited gobar kar rahi hai.
doctor ne kaha ye 31 march tak aise hi karegi.
Posted by Amit Sharma
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santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
banta- to isme prob kya hai?
santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
Posted by Amit Sharma
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