pappu apne dost sonu se
pappu-yaar sonu monu ne mere mobile se mere girlfreind ka number le liya hain
sonu-to phir kya hua
pappu-hona kya tha
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kal se apni bahan ko romantic massage(sms)bhejh raha hai.

Views : 412    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Feb 2015

exam me copy karke pass hue jaise taise.....
wah wah
exam me copy karke pass hue jaise taise...
acp : daya pata lagao akhir munni badnaam hui to hui kaise...\?\?\?\?\?\?

Views : 233    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Feb 2015

lecturer: what came 1st\? sun \or moon\?
santa: oh ji, moon\!
lecturer: how\?\?
santa: abbe dhakkan\! honeymoon ke baad hi toh son ayega na.

Views : 343    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Feb 2015

thinking of boys n girlz in first meet\;\):p
girl: kitna seedha h..\!
boy: kya maal h..\!
...
...
girl: nice behaviour..\!
boy: kash pat jaye..\!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..\!
boy: skirt, top mein \or hot lagegi..\!
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girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..\!
boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..:s :s

Views : 295    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Feb 2015

diwali se agle din 3 dost aapas mein baatein kar rahe the
pahla: “ mere papa kal 5000 rupaye ke patake laye, maineaur mere bhai se 2 gante tak bajaye ”
doosra: “ mere papa kal 7000 rupaye ke patake laye, hum sabne milkar 4 gante tak bajaye ”
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teesra kaminepan se muskurate hue: “ mere papa kal ghar par nahi the, mera bhai 10000 rupaye ka ek hi pataka laya, aur sari rat sab ne milke bajaya

Views : 251    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Feb 2015

man calls wife after daru party :
ghar nahi aa sakta,
car ka steering,
gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai.����
1 ghante baad phir call karta hai :
aa raha hun, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha

Views : 396    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015

funny interview
officer : what is your name \?
candidate : m p. sir
officer : tell me properly
candidate : mohan pal sir
officer : your father\'s name \?
candidate : m p. sir
officer : what does that mean \?
candidate : manmohan pal sir
officer : your native place
candidate : m p. sir
officer : is it madhya pradesh \?
candidate : no, munnur pal sir
officer : what is your qualification\?
candidate : m p. sir
officer : \(angrily\) what is it \?
candidate : metric pass
officer : why do you need a job \?
candidate : m p. sir
officer : \and what does that mean \?
candidate : money problem sir
officer : describe your personality
candidate : m p. sir
officer : explain yourself clearly
candidate : mind-blowing personality sir
officer : this discussion is now over, you may go
now
candidate : m p. sir
officer : what is it now
candidate : my performance....\?
officer : mp \!\!\!
candidate : what is that sir..\?
officer : mentally punctured.
candidate: m p sir...
\(my pleasure\)

Views : 353    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015

✔ bas last..
teacher-how many planets are there\?
santa -mercury, venus, jupiter vagerah. vagerah
w
teacher-aur batao\?
santa-aur bas ...sab badhiya\!\!\! ekdum
mata raani ki kripa....
aap sunao...\?\?
one more height of prank call.
����hello popatlal hai\?
nahi.... hang up
after some time again
����hello popatlal hai\?
bola na nahi hai.... hang up
and again
����hello popatlal hai\?
nahi hai mere baap.... hang up
and one more time
����hello popatlal hai\?
haan hai bol, kya chahiye
chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
popat green hota hai.. .....
lal nahi..

Views : 294    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015

✔ek aur...
dr: kaise aana hua\?
patient: doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
dr: sharab peete ho\?
patient: peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. i\'m not feeling well \!

Views : 236    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015

a guy calls an unknown number..
guy: fridge hai\?
reply: haan hai.
guy: chalta hai\?
reply: haan chalta hai..
guy: toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
and he hangs up.. after a while, he calls up again..
guy: fridge hai\?
this time the person\'s really angry.
reply: nahi hai.
guy: kahaan se hoga.. bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

Views : 248    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015

sabse jyada nasha kisme hota hai\?
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shrab me\? no
pyar me\? na
paise me\? never
sabse jyada nasha
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kitab me hota hai,sala kholte hi nind aa jati
hai...
agree \?\?

Views : 331    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015

sir : - paani me rehne wale, 5 jaanwar ke naam batao \?
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student :- mendak
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sir : - 4 \or batao
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student :- mendak ki mummy , uske papa , uska bhai & uski jannu

Views : 321    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015

specially dedicated to boys:
a kiss is like a stamp,
once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn\'t go anywhere else
guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

Views : 139    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015

पति--आज ऐसी चाय बनाओ कि पीते
ही तन बदन झूमने लगे और मन नाचने
लगे ।
पत्नि--हमारे यहाँ भैंस का दूध आता है
नागिन का नहीं

Views : 194    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 10 Feb 2015

aj maine fb pr stats dala tha
,
,
happy new year
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,
,
,
ek ladki ne commnt kiya
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same to u
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fir mane stats ko edit kr
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i love u
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,
kr diya....
itni si bat pr hme block krne ki kya jarurat thi...

Views : 173    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 10 Feb 2015

2 बच्चों की मां तीसरी शादी कर रही थी।
फेरों के���ाइम एक बच्चा रोने लगा।
मां का जवाब सुनकर दूल्हा बेहोश हो गया।
मां बोली, चुप हो जा, नहीं तो अगली बार नहीं लाचंगी।

Views : 321    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015

एक खूबसूरत लडकी बस स्���ैंड पर खडी थी | एक नड़जवान बोला- चांद तो रात में निकलता हैं , आज दिन में कैसे निकल आया \?
लडकी बोली - अरे उल्लू तो रात को बोलता था , आज दिन में कैसे बोल रहा हैं |

Views : 231    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Jan 2015

a 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
boy- why do you look so fat\?
pregnant woman- i have a baby inside me.
boy- is it a good baby\?
pregnant woman-yes, it is a very good baby.
boy-then why did you eat it\?

Views : 55    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Jan 2015