Fight

tips 4 boys -
if you marry one girl,
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she will fight with you.
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if you marry two girls,
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they will fight for you…

Hutch

a street dog was chasing santa \and he was laughing.
a bystander: why are u laughing\? santa: i have an airtel phone, but still hutch network is following me.

Google

santa\=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta\=fir kya kiya\?
santa\=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

If U Cut

teacher: what is half of 8\?\?

rajnikant: 4
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engineer\(must b like me\): it changes..
if u cut horizontally then its \'0\'
&
if u cut vertically then its \'3\'...

rajnikant shocked... engineer rocked.

Ramdev

1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'baba ramdev, ke naam se janti hai....