Lal Mirchi

rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale\?\?\?
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lal mirchi ki meethi khir

Switch Off

rajinikanth: hello i'm rajinikanth.
receiver: han han, pata hai!
rajinikanth: tujhe kaise pata chala, main rajinikanth bol raha hun?
receiver: bass kya bhai... mobile switch off tha mera!

Independence

what would have happened if rajnikant was born 150 years ago \?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?
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britishers would have fought for independence \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Anda

rajnikant- aj mere kuttene anda diya hei
amitabh-oye kutta kabse anda dene laga
rajnikant-hum vip log hei murgi nam kutta rakh diya

Rocekd

teacher: what is half of 8\?\?

rajnikant: 4
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engineer\(must b like me\): it changes..
if u cut horizontally then its \'0\'
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if u cut vertically then its \'3\'...

rajnikant shocked... engineer rocked.