Rajinikanth English Jokes

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aaj subah bohut fogg\(dhummas\) tha,
because rajnikant hukka pee raha tha.

Posted by Lucifer --D--

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1 bar chand pe 1 makkhi dikhai di.
nasa k officers khus ho gaye-
life on moon
life on moon
baad me pata chala
rajnikant patang uda rha tha..\!\!\!

Posted by Lucifer --D--

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girl:kya tum mere ashiq ho

boy:ha

girl: to phir mujhe chand,
tare,
duniya ki sari
daulat-khushiya do

boy:tera ashiq hu

rajnikant ka beta nahi.

Posted by Lucifer --D--

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when rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet \and directs it the day he finds out.

Posted by Lucifer --D--

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the last time rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. the other guy just disintegrated. resonance.

Posted by Lucifer --D--

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