sharab

beta- papa aap sharab mat piya karo.
daddy- pine de beta sath kya lekar jaana hai.
beta- is tarah peete rahe to chodkar bhi kya jaoge.

Kya dhoond rahe ho

ek baar pappu mitti me kuch dhoond raha tha tabhi usake papa wahan aa gaye.
papa: pappu kabse dekh raha hoon tum wahan mitti me kuch dhoond rahe ho, kya dhoond rahe ho?
pappu: kuch nahi papa, kal aap meri marksheet dekhkar bol rahe the na ki maine aapka naam mitti me mila diya. wahi dhoond raha hoon.

pappu and teacher

teacher pappu se: tumane homework kyon nahin kiya?
pappu: sir, kyonki main hostal mein rahata hoon.

funny

bunty: yaar kya koi reportcard dekhkar bhi bhavishyavaani
kar sakata hai?
pappu: haan, bilkul kar sakata hai.
bunty: kaun?
pappu: meri maa, wo mera reportcard dekhate hi bata deti hain ki papa ke aate
hee meri kya haalat hone wali hai.

क्रीम लगाया करो

एक बच्चा दुकानदार से :- अन्कल गोरा होने का
क्रिम है क्या ???

दुकानदार :- हा है ..!!!

बच्चा :- तो साले ...लगाते क्यों नहीं रोज डर जाता हूँ !