pappu and sir

sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diy
pappu : mujhe??
sir: samajh na,, tere baap ka kya jata hai
usme se 5 mujhe diye to tere pass kitne bache???
pappu : 20
sir: kaise???
pappu : samajh na, tere baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

A story of imandaar pappu

ek din pappu nadi k kinare jungle me lakdiya kat rha tha k
achanak uski kulhadi ( axe ) nadi me gir gai . .
wo rone laga to usko rote huye dekh kr
bhagwan ko uspe daya aa gai
bhagwan ne nadi me se ek sone( gold) ki axe nikal kr
pappu ko se kaha: ye lo tumari axe
pappu : ye meri axe nhi h
bhagwan ne fir nadi se silver ki axe nikal kr pappu ko diya
pappu ne silver ki axe lene se b mana kr diya
last me jab bhagwan ne pappu ki iron ki axe nikal kr di to
pappu ne jhat se wo axe le li. .
bhagwan , pappu ki imaandari dekh kr bahut khush huye or
paapu ko tenno axe( gold, silver and iron) de kr chale gye
thode dino bad , pappu ki wife nadi me gir gai, pappu fir rone laga
bhagwan ,nadi me se katrina kaif nikal kr pappu se bole:
kya yhi h tumari wife ?
pappu : ji , ha yhi h
bhagwan bahut naraz ho gye or bole: tum to bade imaandar the,
aaj tum ek sundar ladki k liye beimaan ban gye
pappu : hey, prabhu, me aaj b utna hi imaandar hu,
mene juth isliye bola q k, agar memana krta to fir
aap kareena kapoor ko nadi se nikal kr late, fir me mana kr deta
or last me aap meri wife ko nikal kr late , to me haa bol deta
fir aap meri imaandari dekh kr mujhe teeno wife
katrina, kareena or meri wife de kr chale jate
me lakdiya katne wala gareb insaan , teen-teen wife afford nhikr sakta.

Bachho ko bolne ka tarika sikhana

ek baar santa ke ghar mein kuch mehman aaye hue thhe
pappu ne apne se dur khade santa ko jor se bola
pappu: “daddy, aap ki pant ki chain khulli hai”
santa: “beta, sab ke samne aisa nahi bolte, aisa bolo ke, daddy aap ka make up box khulla hai.”
pappu: “ok daddy, aap ka make up box khulla hai aur usme se ek tuti hui lipstick bahar latak rahi hai.“

Pappu ki class teacher

class teacher pareshan hokar pappu ki shikayat principal sir se karne gaye.
class teacher: sir, yeh pappu ka kuchh karo. din ba-din bahut badmash hote ja raha hai woh. pappu ko mein aur nahin jhel sakta. ab action lene ka time aa gaya hai.
principal: to bolo, kya action lu ?
teacher: mera tabadala karva do…!

Pappu ke Marks

pappu ki maa – aji sunte ho, baju wali pinky 99\\% marks lekar class mein first aai hai ?

pappu ke papa – achchha ! baki ke 1\\% marks kahaa gaye ?

pappu ki maa – wo hamara pappu le aaya hai … !!!