funny jokes

baburao : aye raju… aaj meri kutti ne anda diya…
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raju : ye kutti kab se anda dene lagi…
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baburao : ye baburao ka style hai re baba…
apni murgi ka naam kutti rakha hai…

pappu and girl

girl a.t.m pe pappu se
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girl :- bhaiya mujhe apna
balance check karna
hai.....
aap meri help kar do....
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pappu use ek jor ki laat
marta hai
aur
ladki gir jaati hai
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pappu :- tera balance to bahut
kharab hai pagali...

kitne bhai hai

pappu, ladki dekhne gaya,
family walo ne akele bithaya
pappu: behanji, aap kitne bhai-behan ho!
ladki: pehle 3 the ab 4 ho gaye !

shaanptii

pappu : station jaane ke kitne logay?
rikshawala : 50
pappu : 20 lelo
riksha : 20 main kon le ke jaayeega?
pappu : tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

hahaha

aadmi machar se din me kyu kat rhe ho
machr ovrtime kar rha hu sahab
maa bap bimar hai
ghar me jwan behn hai
or
ldkewalo ne dahej me
1 litre khun mnga hai.