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Welcome to my profile page. I'm Love Rai From Ludhiana, India. Currently I'm doing my job. Along with that i'm also using all the services of Uminto.com in my free time and its awesome. There are so many things to learn in Uminto.com. My area of Specialization is Education/Teaching/Training. I used to play games and hourly quizzes daily on Uminto.com.
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Date of Birth : Thursday, August 6, 1998 (18 Years)
Gender : Male
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Location : Ludhiana, India
Pincode : 141010

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Movie Reviews Posted By Love Rai

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
(According to Love Rai Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a 5 star movie)
most popular film , i have watched all series of this film . it's awesome men. best movie best characters some seens are and also action is most awesome dude i can't explain how much i loved this movie it's best it's best it's bestest it' awesome it's terrefic it's full of action it's full of crazziness & maddness
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Review Posted on : 8 Jun 2017
Hindi Medium
(According to Love Rai Hindi Medium is a 2 star movie)
time pass film film mentioned and take our direction to the educational business so we can appreciate the motive to direct and make this film so it must be the best for youth generation. i hope so i think it's easy o give opinion or suggestions but we can;t judge anything on own behalf
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Review Posted on : 8 Jun 2017
Sarkar 3
(According to Love Rai Sarkar 3 is a 2 star movie)
i hate politics and politicians , so this types of films normally i don't want to see and also i never like this types of films . but it's amitabh bachhan's film film and i'm a big fan. baghbaan is the one of the best film of amitabh bachhan which i have watched 65 times.
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Review Posted on : 8 Jun 2017
King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword
(According to Love Rai King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword is a 4 star movie)
i love this types of films like action , mythologicals & and adventures filmes because i love adventures. anyone there who have watched the the full part of the lords of the ring & and also the hobbits . this is all of my favt. movie which i have watched in last 4-5 years .
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Review Posted on : 8 Jun 2017
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2
(According to Love Rai Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 is a 3 star movie)
i have not watch this movie full but i can say that it can be hit but in average some people will love this movie , because in india only 40 \% approx. people loved to watch hollywood hindi dubbed movie . i am not sure on my review which i havve written but i hope that , it may be happen.
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Review Posted on : 8 Jun 2017
Baahubali 2
(According to Love Rai Baahubali 2 is a 5 star movie)
i love this movie so much, but story can more updated from current story, if they want . stunts are not edited perfectly, in some seens we can look it if we watch attention. but overall i like this movie very much & it"s also a best and no. 1 movie who have earned more than 1500 cr.
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Review Posted on : 8 Jun 2017
Rock On 2
(According to Love Rai Rock On 2 is a 4 star movie)
in five years of bearing the guilt of having caused a young musician’s suicide, through not giving him the time of day, adi has built a school, formed a cooperative society of farmers, and earned some very loyal friendships in a meghalaya village. these don’t break even when he ups and goes after a tragedy strikes. this is, of course, all eased along by the view from the sea-facing penthouse he inhabits in his alternative universe in mumbai. the aforesaid penthouse presumably eases wife sachi’s (prachi desai, shorter hair than rock on!!, same grouses) pain too largely, and allows their son to be remarkably calm about his absentee father’s parting advice of “only watching tv saturday and sunday”. before that, sachi has told adi that the idyllic, wooden-lined, artistically decorated and candle-lit house in meghalaya is alright, but she must head back to mumbai for son rob has an “art assignment due on monday”.
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Review Posted on : 14 Nov 2016
Saansein
(According to Love Rai Saansein is a 4 star movie)
album: saansein music composer: vivek karr music label: t-series rating: 2.5/5 bollywood: 'saansein' is a romantic-horror flick. no wonder, the songs are high on emotions with an eerie background music. the album opens with a romantic number, 'mera ishq', by arijit singh, ash king and swati sharma. the music is familiar and pleasing to the ears. high on instrumental insertions, the track has hindi as well as english lyrics. armaan malik, who is known for his mellifluous voice, shows his prowess in 'tum jo mile', which is another romantic number. 'tum ho mere' in najam bajwa's voice is a slow track but is nothing to write home about. 'dil ye khamakha', sung by dev negi, stays with you long it's over, thanks to the haunting chorus and upbeat percussion. shibani sur's soulful voice uplifts 'royi', a song which dwells on loneliness. the background score, too, needs a special mention. there are two bonus tracks in the album but neither of them provide any value addition. one is a reprised version of 'dil yeh khamakha', sung by nikhil d'souza. the only thing common between the original song and this one is the electronic sound. 'tum jo mile unplug' by amit gupta and pratap dodla lacks the acoustic elements that one expects from such tracks.
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Review Posted on : 14 Nov 2016
31St October
(According to Love Rai 31St October is a 3 star movie)
31st october is centered on the 24 hours in which sikhs began to be killed all over delhi right after indira gandhi's assassination. here's our 31st october movie review. cast: vir das, soha ali khan direction: shivaji lolan patil ratings:(1/5) there are films so fantastic that words are incapable of describing them. there are films so terrible that one would relish at tearing them apart with words. then, there are films like 31st october that are so dreadfully drab that writing about them is as pointless as the film itself. watch: vir das and soha ali khan look intense in 31st october trailer also read: gurvinder singh's chauthi koot is unlike any contemporary indian film a strong subject will not necessarily transform into strong cinema. a lot of things come into play in the making of a good film; a visionary director, a talented technical crew who work in rhythm with the director's vision, actors who can work on that vision and produce magic on camera on so on. shivaji lolan patil's 31st october based on the 1984 anti-sikh riots has none of these things. 31st october is, very frankly, a waste of space.
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Review Posted on : 1 Nov 2016
Anna
(According to Love Rai Anna is a 3 star movie)
if someone asked you who kisan baburao hazare was, chances are, you wouldn’t know. shorten it to anna hazare, and it’s hard not to have heard about the person, who has been termed the modern-age mahatma gandhi. though anna shot to fame among the masses with the jan lokpal protests, his preceding body of work is equally strong. the simplest example being the makeover he gave ralegan siddhi, his native place that is considered to be a model village by many. shashank udapurkar’s film (he plays the title role, too) opens up a book of kisan’s journey to becoming anna. as is the case with many biopics, the film is a typical rags-to-riches story, though the riches in this case translate to acclaim and appreciation for anna's social work. the film shows anna’s life in poverty, his growing-up years, the time he spent as a soldier in the indian army and the subsequent change of mind that led him on the path of social work. udapurkar’s portrayal is convincing, but it’s his screen resemblance to anna that earns brownie points; credit goes to make-up artist vikram gaikwad. the rest of the cast boasts of big names, but their roles are largely restricted to lending authenticity to the story. tanishaa mukerji does well in her small role as a tv reporter. the film has a simple story, much like the man, with minimal plot twists. for the layman, it acts as a guide to his work over the years, but for those familiar with his work, it might seem too simplified a presentation of events that shaped anna into the man he is today.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2016
Happy Bhag Jayegi
(According to Love Rai Happy Bhag Jayegi is a 5 star movie)
happy bhag jayegi is a fresh, light-hearted take on cross-border camaraderie that revolves around a runaway bride. it lures you into throwing logic out of the window ('baher') for a while as it offers clean entertainment with ample gags. the cat and mouse game between the characters, with a dash of romance, forms the story. if you are curious to know about our neighbours and their culture, this film satiates that intrigue to a certain extent. the comic caper clicks for its situational humour, smart writing and perfect casting. the first half has tons of laugh out loud moments, predominantly stemming from piyush mishra speaking chaste urdu (javed akhtar style). jimmy sheirgill may not get the girl but he gets memorable roles and his portrayal of bagga is the highlight here. be it him calling ali, justin byeber or saying, 'mere shaadi rukwane ke peeche, padosi mulk ka haath hai', jimmy steals the show, hands down. both abhay and ali are equally competent. the gorgeous diana penty, makes an impression as the spunky punjaban happy, her character drastically different from the one she portrayed in cocktail and shines throughout. momal is sincere. since the love tracks seem unconvincing and abrupt, the second half tanks a bit. the cartoonish climactic chase sequence too seems juvenile. however, overall, the family comedy manages to pull the right strings and change the present (if not the history) of indo-pak relations for the two hours that it lasts. buckle up and enjoy the ride, janaab!
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Review Posted on : 30 Sep 2016
Baar Baar Dekho
(According to Love Rai Baar Baar Dekho is a 3 star movie)
baar baar dekho is a 2016 romantic drama film directed by nitya mehra, who will debut in bollywood with this film. it features katrina kaif and sidharth malhotra in the lead roles. the film is said to be a love story that travels through time and sidharth along with co-star katrina kaif will be sporting different looks in the film. baar baar dekho previously titled 'kal jisne dekha' movie is a very emotional love story and makes you realize what is happiness. principal photography began on august 28, 2015, in glasgow, scotland, and went for over a month.
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Review Posted on : 30 Sep 2016
Raaz: Reboot
(According to Love Rai Raaz: Reboot is a 4 star movie)
raaz reboot movie cast: emraan hashmi, gaurav arora, kriti kharbanda raaz reboot movie director: vikram bhatt the fourth edition of the raaz series takes us to romania, specifically transylvania, just so the caretaker of a large house can intone: yes, this is dracula country. instantly, you want to look out for skulking fellows in black robes, empty eyes, and bloody fangs. instantly, you are all prepared to shiver and shudder. instead, you shake with laughter that is entirely unintended. because rahaan (gaurav arora) and his pretty wife shaina (kriti kharbanda), and a shadowy blast from her past aditya (emraan hashmi) spend all their time talking thusly: ‘kuch toh raaz hai’, ‘kya raaz hai’, ‘kahin toh raaz chhupa hai’, ‘yeh raaz hamein alag kar dega’, over and anon, till this purported ‘raaz’ starts coming out of our ears, but refuses to come in front of our eyes. meanwhile, there are some moments which are meant to be scary—whispers from a drain, blood flowing from objects, painted faces with empty eyeballs. and we are treated to scenes which look as if they have been ‘inspired’ from the exorcist, paranormal activity, and many of bhatts’ own previous outings with creatures who scale walls and make animal noises. there’s an evil spirit around, declares a ‘psychometrist’. a soothsayer goes into hysterics. a priest invokes the name of the lord. but, the one thing that saves the good guys and vanquishes the bad ‘un is, drumroll, an ancient ‘mantra’, and the power of a good wife.
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Review Posted on : 30 Sep 2016
Pink
(According to Love Rai Pink is a 3 star movie)
pink is a powerful statement on the existing feudal mindset of a majority of india, where men and women are judged by a different yardstick. and if the man happens to be from a powerful family, then the fight for justice is even more skewed. as it happens here, minal, falak and andrea, three middle-class normal working girls, are just out for a regular night of fun. post a rock concert they accept a dinner invitation from rajveer and two others to a resort in surajkund. unfortunately the evening takes an ugly turn for them after a couple of drinks. andrea finds herself being touched inappropriately by dumpy (raashul tandon) and rajveer forces himself onto minal, despite her clearly saying 'no' to his advances. in self-defense she picks up a bottle and smashes it on his eye, leaving him bleeding. the girls eturn to their home hoping the night will just fade away. but their lives are turned into a living hell by the guys who malign and intimidate them in every way possible. the ultimate blow comes when rajveer uses his powerful connections to file a wrong fir against the girls labelling them prostitutes. when the matter comes up in court with defense lawyer deepak sehgall (amitabh), who has a bipolar disorder, representing the girls, the film takes a dramatic turn. the court-room sequence, which is inspired by jonathan kaplan's the accused (1988), where the accused minal is asked scathing questions on her virginity and drinking habits lays bare the double standards of the society we live in. pink questions the society's mindset where we think girls with short hemlines and those who enjoy a drink with men are low on morals. it also tells you that whether a woman is a sex-worker, wife or slave, if she says 'no' to being touched, then no man has the right to force himself on her. or outrage her modesty. the performances are pitch-perfect with bachchan leading the way. creative producer, shoojit sircar, who directed (vicky donor, madras cafe, piku) makes another valuable addition to his repetoire. colour me pink india! in-depth analysis our overall critic’s rating is not an average of the sub scores below. direction 4/5 dialogues 4.5/5 story 4.5/5 music 3/5 visual appeal 3.5/5
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Review Posted on : 30 Sep 2016
Banjo
(According to Love Rai Banjo is a 5 star movie)
director ravi jadhav, who has some outstanding marathi films to his name (like natarang), captures the pulse of mumbai and the city's buzzing chawl culture in banjo with simplicity and a dash of humour. his characters exude the quintessential middle-class values, which are bound to resonate with many. the underprivileged are not conditioned to dream big, so even their wishes are realistic. one of the characters innocently asks a waiter at a posh club, if he could take some champagne home for his father. though commercial in approach, jadhav keeps things unpretentious and thus relatable.
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Review Posted on : 30 Sep 2016
M.s. Dhoni: The Untold Story
(According to Love Rai M.s. Dhoni: The Untold Story is a 5 star movie)
finally , we are here folks the ms dhoni untold story is revealing before you within few minutes check out full ms dhoni review along with the critic review, rating and which we are waiting since a year and more than that after a great venture of taking and promotions finally the movie is hitting more than 4600+ screens worldwide and all the premiere show live updates are out already from uae and us, check out the complete review of the flick that soulfully enacted by our very own sushant singh rajput and greatly carved by neeraj pandey is here,
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Review Posted on : 30 Sep 2016
1920 London
(According to Love Rai 1920 London is a 5 star movie)
i love horror movies and horror stories. i love this movie and their songs. i hope that it will be the fantastic and blockbuster hit film. i will watch this movie and excited to see the full story of the film. i suggest all my friends and family members to watch this film. it will be rocks.
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Review Posted on : 4 Jun 2016
Housefull 3
(According to Love Rai Housefull 3 is a 4 star movie)
all actors and actresses in the movie has done a great job. i think this movie will be the best entertainment center for the movie lovers. i have watched the movie trailer and i am so excited to see the first day first show. jacqueline fernandez is my one of best favourite actress. i am big fan of her.
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Review Posted on : 4 Jun 2016

Joke Posted By Love Rai

More Santa-Banta Joke

Balance नहीं है

संता शराब पीकर नंबर dial करता है , तभी लड़की की आवाज़ आती है ” call करने के लिए आपके पास पर्याप्त balance नहीं है , कृपया recharge करवाएँ
संता : बस जानेमन तुमसे बात हो जाती है ये ही काफी है मेरे लिए

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खाना खिलाते थे

बीवी – सुनो जी, जब हमारी नयी नयी शादी हुई थी,
तो जब मैं खाना बना कर लाती थी तो तुम खुद कम खाते थे,
मुझे ज्यादा खिलाते थे।
संता – तो ?
बीवी – तो अब ऐसा क्यों नहीं करते ?
संता – क्यूंकि अब तुम अच्छा खाना बनाना सीख गयी हो….

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पंडित जी का देहांत

पत्नी:- अजी सुनते हो ? हमारी शादी करवाने वाले पंडित जी का देहांत हो गया
पति:- एक ना एक दिन तो उसे उसके कर्मों का फल मिलना ही था.

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नींद

सोनू निगम : सुबह -सुबह मेरी नींद आज़ान से खुलती है
पाकिस्तानी : खुशनसीब हो भाई जान , हमारी तो बम धमाके से खुलती है

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New Rahul Gandhi aur Kisaan Joke

राहुल गांधी को 2 ghante सुनने के बाद…

सब किसानों ने
100-100 रूपये Ikatthe किये

और

सोनिया गांधी को देते हुए बोले कि..
मैडम मुआवजा तो आपको भी मिलना चाहिये

क्योंकि

“फसल” तो आपकी भी खराब हुई है..!

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Best Rahul Gandhi Jokes in Hindi

आज राहुल गांधी किसानों से 4 घं� मिले..

3 घं� तो किसान
उन्हें यह समझाते रहे

कि गेहूँ का कोई पेड़ नहीं होता।

सोनिया बेहोश होते होते बची

जब राहुल ने पुछा- मॉम ये किसान खेती क्यों करते है..?
अनाज दुकान से क्यों नहीं खरीद लेते..!!

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राहुल किसान से….

राहुल: आप के पास कितनी जमीन है

किसान: हजूर, 15 बीघा।

राहुल: वो कितनी होती है?

किसान बहुत सोचने के बाद : आप के जीजा जी की जमीन के छो�� कोने जितनी।

राहुल: ओह्ह!!!
तो आप क्या उगाते हैं?

किसान : कपास।

राहुल: वो क्या होता है?

किसान: जी
जिससे आप का कुर्ता बनता है।

राहुल: तो आप कुर्ते की खेती करते है..
और क्या है आप के पास?

किसान: जी, दो बैल हैं?

राहुल: गुड..
कितना दूध देते हैं?

किसान: आत्महत्या करवा कर ही मानेगा क्या??

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Yeh Jeevan aur Lauki ka Juice – Joke in Hindi

अगर आप रोज़…

1 गिलास पालक करेला लड़की का जूस पीते है

तो न केवल… आपका वजन कम होगा

बल्कि जीवन जीने की इच्छा भी कम हो जाएगी

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Funny Exam Results Joke in Hindi

लड़का : रो क्यों रही हो..??

लड़की : मेरे मार्क्स बहुत कम आये है…

लड़का : बता कितने आये है..??

लड़की : सिर्फ 88\\% ..

लड़का :
“खुदा का खफ कर ..
इतने में तो 2 लड़के पास हो जाते है…!!”

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Funny WhatsApp Shayari in Hindi

पत्नी की तरफ से पति के लिए शायरी…

कभी कभी मेरे दिल में
ये खयाल आता है….

कभी कभी मेरे दिल में
ये खयाल आता है….

“जब तू रात को 11.30 बजे सो जाता है,
तो अगले दिन सवेरे तेरा whatsapp
‘last seen at 2.30am’ क्यों बताता है…?

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Funny Boy Girl Joke in Hindi

लड़का – शादी करले मुझसे …!

लड़की – क्यूँ ??

लड़का – मेरे पापा गाँव के सबसे बड़े आदमी हैं …

शादी के बाद लड़की को पता चला कि लड़के का बाप 105
साल का है* !!!

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Funny Haryanvi Joke – Biwi Gum

दो आदमियों की बीवीयाँ मेले में खो गईं जिसमे से एक हरियाणा से था और एक दिल्ली से l

अपनी अपनी बीवी ढूंढते हुए वो आपस में मिले..!

तुम्हारी वाली की पहचान? – हरियाणा वाले ने दिल्ली वाले से पूछा.

दिल्ली वाला बोला – 5’7″, गोरी, भूरी आँखें और पतली है, स्लीवलेस पिंक और लाल मिनी स्कर्��पहने है. तुम्हारी की क्या पहचान है ?

हरियाणा वाला- मेरे आली कै मार गोली, चाल तेरी ढूंढते है।

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Ladies par funny research

रिसर्च से पता चला है कि

दुनिया की आधी पॉलीथीन

भारतीय महिलाओं ने

बेड के गद्दों के नीचे छुपा रखी है!

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Best Friend Funny Shayari in Hindi

हंसी के लिए ग़म कुर्बान,
ख़ुशी के लिए आंसू कुर्बान,
दोस्त के लिए जान भी कुर्बान,

और

अगर दोस्त की गर्लफ्रेंड मिल जाये
तो…
साला दोस्त भी कुर्बान

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Hilarious Joke in Hindi

wife –
“मुझे नई साड़ी चाहिये,
अम्मा जान से मँगवा दो.”

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husband –
“गंवार, वो अम्मा जान नहीं..
amazon है….!!

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Funny Pappu Joke – Akbar kaun tha?

अध्यापक: अकबर kon था?
पप्पू: अकबर gay tha

अध्यापक:- क्या? तुम पागल हो गए हो? बताओ ऐसा क्यों लगता है तुम्हे?

पप्पू:-
हम सबने सुना है…
लैला – मजनू,
हीर – राँझा,
सोनी – महिवाल,
रोमियो – जूलिए

बस केवल…
अकबर – बीरबल !

अध्यापक बेहोश!

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Funny SMS – Maa Beta aur Mandir

नहीं जा पाया आज मंदिर
तो घर में ही माँ के पैर दबा लिए

माँ की ममता भावनाओ में बह निकली,
जमा के 2 लात दी और बोली…

या तो तू ठीक से पैर दबा ले या फिर मोबाइल चला ले।

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Santa Aur Santo – Nayi nayi shaadi

संतो (संता की बीवी) – सुनो जी, जब हमारी नयी नयी शादी हुई थी,
तो जब मैं खाना बना कर लाती थी तो तुम खुद कम खाते थे,
मुझे ज्यादा खिलाते थे।
संता – तो ?

संतो – तो अब ऐसा क्यों नहीं करते ?
संता – क्यूंकि अब तुम अच्छा खाना बनाना सीख गयी हो….

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Aaj ki Soch – Two liners joke in Hindi

today’s thought…

जब किस्मत ने “उंगली” करना बंद किया तो हम बहुत प्रफुल्लित हुए..

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हमें क्या पता था कि किस्मत “बांस” लेने गई है.!!

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Sardar Ji aur Negro in a Bus

एक नीग्रो (बहुत ही काला व्यक्ति) बस में अपने छो���े से बच्चे को गोद में लेकर चढ़ा.

कंडक्���र ने उसका बच्चा देखकर कहा-
“इतना काला बच्चा मैंने आज तक नहीं देखा”……

नीग्रो को बहुत गुस्सा आया, लेकिन वो कुछ नहीं बोला
और भुभुनाते हुए सी��� पर जा कर बैठ गया।

बगल में बैठे “सरदार जी” ने उससे पूछा:
“क्या हुआ भाई साहब”?

नीग्रो ने सरदार से कहा:
अरे भाई, उस कंडक्���र ने बेइज्जती कर दी।

सरदार:
अरे मार साले को जाकर।
ला ये चिम्पांजी का बच्चा मुझे पकड़ा दे… साला का���ेगा तो नहीं..?

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Shadi Shuda Aadmi Joke Hindi

zindagi to kunware aadmi ki hoti hai, shaadishuda aadmi ki to biwi hoti

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Biwi Kyun Banai

khuda har ek ke ghar jaakar usse pyar nahi kar sakta isliye usne maa banai, issi tarah har ek ke ghar jaa ke use saza bhi nahi de sakta isliye biwi banai..

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Aap Bahut Bhole Hain

patni: aap bahut bhole hain, aapko koi bhi aasani se fasa deta hai… pati: haan, shuruat tumhare papa ne ki thi…

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sadness of student

bada mushkil hai school ki
teacher se pyar karna
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love letter beja tha home work
samaj ke check kar dia :(

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antar btao

teacher: jawani aur
budhape me farak batao?
student: jawani me mobile me “haseeno”
k numbers hote hai,
aur budhape me “hakeemo” ke..! :d

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kyo mara

dad: kyu ro rahe ho beta?
chintu: teachar ne mara..!
dad: tumne kuch galti ki hogi.!!
chintu: nahi dady mai toh aaram se so raha tha..!

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Batao na!

wife: ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai
meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..
husband: mujhe to ye tumhari majak karne
ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

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jail ho gya

sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko
apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala
fir bhi usko jail ho gayi
kyun...
kyun..ki vo sab firebrigade wale the.

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better purpose

best way to propose a girl
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take her to sea, ask her to sit in a boat..
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then take the boat in the middle of sea... .
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then say marry me or leave my boat...!

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what would you do

man asks wife- what would you do if i won the lottery ?
wife says- i-d take half n leave you.....
husband- perfect !
i-ve won $10 , here-s $5
now get lost.........

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marriage tip

if wife wants to get husband-s attention,
just look sad & uncomfortable.
if husband wants to get wife-s attention,
just look comfortable & happy....... :d

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maa ne banaya

husband : aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai ?
wife : haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
husband : roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj safaid mila hai.

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kitne bhai hai

pappu, ladki dekhne gaya,
family walo ne akele bithaya
pappu: behanji, aap kitne bhai-behan ho!
ladki: pehle 3 the ab 4 ho gaye !

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shaanptii

pappu : station jaane ke kitne logay?
rikshawala : 50
pappu : 20 lelo
riksha : 20 main kon le ke jaayeega?
pappu : tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

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kaun karega shaadi

girlfriend (boyfriend se): ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
boyfriend: voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

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pehle pta tha

bunty: mere papako uski mot
ka pata 3 din pehle chal gaya
banta: kyo tere papa ne koi
vidhya jante the
bunty: nahi, mere papa ko jaj
ne fansi ki saja sunai thi

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haar gya aakhir

kbc ke set par ek ladka 1 crore ke sawaal par aakar fass gaya
to usne ek lifeline chuni phone-a-friend aur apni girlfriend ko phone milane ko kaha
amitabh ne ladki ko phone milaya: “tumhare paas 30 seconds hain iss sawaal ka jawaab dene ke liye, aur tumhara samaye shuru hota hai ab.”
ladka jaldi se sawaal padta hai aur uske chaaro option padta hai
girlfriend: “mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka? mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! bye.“

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shaadi nhi ki

1st friend:' yaar mai jis ladki ko chahta hu, usne mujhse shadi nahi ki.
2nd friend:' tumne use bataya k tera chacha crorepati hai ??
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1st friend:' haa mene bataya tha.
2nd friend:' to phir ??
1st friend:' ab wo meri chachi hai.

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पिछले साल लेकर गए थे

एक किसान ने अपने मक्के के खेत में कड़वे उड़ने के लिए रजनीकांत की तस्वीर चिपका दी।
नतीजा यह हुआ कि कड़वे अगले ही दिन मक्की के वे दाने भी वापस ले आए, जो वे पिछले साल लेकर गए थे।

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हमेशा मुझे रोक लेती है

प्रीतो: मैं घर छोड़कर जा रही हूँ।
बंता गुस्से में: हाँ, 'जान' छोड़ो अब बस।
प्रीतो: यही आपकी 'जान' कहने की आदत न, हमेशा मुझे रोक लेती है।

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