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email
i failed my driver's test
the guy asked me,
what do you do at a red light ?
i said,
i usually respond to texts,
check my emails and facebook
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Joke Posted on : 28 Feb 2015
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boy
boy:ye,principal bahut khadus hai ?
girl:tum jaante ho ki me kaun hu ?
boy:nahi....
girl:me principle ki beti hu !
boy:kya tum janti ho me kaun hu ?
girl:nahi.....
boy:thank god !
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Joke Posted on : 24 Feb 2015
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bhi
girlfriend ko palkopar bitha lo
deke khushi uske saare gum chura lo
pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna
ki uski saheli bhi kahe janu mujhe bhi pata lo..!!!!
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coin
a student grabbed a coin,
flipped it in the air & said,
“head, i go to sleep.”
tail, i watch a movie.
if it stands on the edge i’ll study
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Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015
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india
pata hai america mai light jati hai toh
log power house ko phone karte hai,
japan mei jab batti gul hoti hai toh
fuse check karte hai,
aur
india mai jab batti gul hoti hai toh??
pehle padosi ke ghar jhank kar dekhte hai...
sab ki gai hai na.. tab theek hai..
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history
history teacher- kalidas ka bhai kaun tha jo jute banata tha\?
sardar\(bahut sochne k baad\) shayad adidas
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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sukh
“सुख”
तुम्हे उतना ही मिलेगा
जितना तुमने पुण्य
किया होगा …
लेकिन “शांति”
तुम्हे उतनी ही मिलेगी
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..
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“जितनी घरवाली चाहेगी …. \!\!\!”
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Joke Posted on : 10 Feb 2015
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itna
कभी-कभी इतना गुस्सा आता है कि …
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मन करता है खुद को ही मार डालूँ…
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लेकिन फिर सोचता हूँ …
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इण्डिया में अब शेर बचे ही कितनेहैं … \!
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admi
एक शादीशुदा आदमी की शायरी -
‘मांग भरने की सजा,
कुछ इस तरह पा रहा हूँ …
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मांग पूरी करने के चक्कर में,
मांग-मांग के खा रहा हूँ \!\!
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pareshan
एक परेशान पति की व्यथा -
“अपनी मर्जी से जीने भी नहीं देती …
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और
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करवाचड़थ व्रत रख के मरने भी नहींदेती …”
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Joke Posted on : 10 Feb 2015
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jondgi
जिंदगी में कामयाबी
की मंजिल के लिए
ख्वाब ज़रूरी हैं…
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और ख्वाब देखने के लिए नींद …
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इसलिए कामयाबी की पहली सीढ़ी चढ़ो…
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और सो जाओ …\!\!\!
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Joke Posted on : 10 Feb 2015
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santa
संता को कोई बार बार sms करके तंग कर रहा था. थक कर संता ने नया सिम लिया और उसको sms भेजा – “कमीने \! मैंने नंबर बदल लिया है अब तो तेरा बाप भी मुझे तंग नहीं कर सकता \!\!\!”
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loksabha
जब एक आदमी बोलता है,
और
बाकी सब सुनते हैं,
तो उसे कहते हैं…
-”शोकसभा”
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लेकिन जब
हर कोई बोलता है और कोई नहीं सुनता है,
तो उसे कहते हैं …
-”लोकसभा”
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dusra
“बेइज्जती”
और
“बीवी”
एक जैसी होती है ….
…
…
अच्छी तभी लगती है ….
…
……
…
जब दूसरे की हो …
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rah
jab sacchi lagan ho
josh ho
junun ho
himmat ho
kartavya palan ka jazba ho
dhiraj ho
kadi mehnat ho
to aap bhi
ha aap bhi
\'garmi me bina nahaye rah sakte hai\'
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Joke Posted on : 9 Feb 2015
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JAYENGE
anna hazare ko dhekh kr 4 yrs ka baccha bola- koi inhe rok lo nhi to meri history me 1 chapter \or add ho jyega. bawal ye kr k jayenge sawal humse puchhe jayenge
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Joke Posted on : 9 Feb 2015
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ppa
1 bus me 1 aunti khadi thi.
1 bache ne kaha ki aap meri jagah beth jaao. aunti ne use thappad mar diya
q
q ki bacha apne papa ki god me betha hua tha.
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SAMJHU
1 ladke ne 1 ladki ko propose kiya
ladki ne ladke ko bahut mara,
utha utha k patka.
maar kha k ladka utha,kapde jhad k bola---
to phir main inkar samjhu\!..
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Joke Posted on : 9 Feb 2015
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baa\[
ek ladki ghar se bhag gai,
3 din baad wapis aayi.\!
baap \(ghusse se \):
aab kya lene aayi ho\?\?\?\?
...
...
...
...
patli pin wala charger...
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bhag
ek ladki ghar se bhag gai,
3 din baad wapis aayi.\!
baap \(ghusse se \):
aab kya lene aayi ho\?\?\?\?
...
...
...
...
patli pin wala charger...
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Joke Posted on : 9 Feb 2015
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chahat
mujhe thi uske pyar ki chahat
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.wah wah
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mujhe thi uske pyar ki chahat.
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aur wo dekh rahi thi soni pe aahat.
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zindgi
zindagi ki race me agar sab se first aana chahte ho to..
uska ek hi secret hai..
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kisi ko batana mat plz,
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akele bhago
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platform
platform par saaman ke dher ke sath
baitha dekh kuli ne puchha-
madam..coolie chahiye\?
mahila-
nahi mere pati hain mere sath.\!\!
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padosi
beti-me padosi se pyar krti hu aur me uske sath bhag rhi hu
bap-paise aur time 2no bach gye
beti-me leter pdh rhi hu,jo mummy rakh k gyi he.
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sarabi
ek sarabi aakh daan karne gya \!
account clark ne puchha: kuchh kahna chahte ho\?
sarabi- jise lagao usse bata dena, yeh do paig ke bad hi khulti hai....
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khusiya
har baris me yahi dua he hamari,
-
ki
-
barish k jitne qatre zamin par gire,
-
utni baar aap slip ho k gire. .
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khushiyo ke samundar me. .
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Joke Posted on : 9 Feb 2015
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admi
santa ne
ek aadmi ko
tamacha mar diya.\!
-
aadmi-maine
kya galti ki \? -
santa-tum saale
galti karo
uske liye
hum intezaar thodi karenge.
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ECG
santa went to hospital for ecg.
nurse boli-
kapde utaro. . .
santa: pehle ecg kar le\? \?
baki toh wo sab baad me bhi kar sakte hai.
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roti
boyfriend girlfriend se- videsho me talak lena kitna aasan hai na. .
girlfriend- haa, tabhi to waha shaadi ke waqt ladkiya nahi roti hai.
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berta
accha ek baat batao:- ghadha tanhai me kaya mehsush kerta hai\?
\?\?
\?\?
\?\?
\?\?
\?\?
\?\?
\?\?
\?\?
\?\?
koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker kebata dena....
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cinemma
cinema ka manager apna hath jyotishi ko dikha raha tha
jyotishi:jajman,
apni pasand ka koi phul bataye.
mngr ne turant kaha maharaj, houseful. .
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batao
teachar- batao banjar kise kehte hai\?
jn.santa- sir jis par hariyali na ho.
teacher- bahut khub, kisi banjar jagaha ka example do,
jn.santa- ji aapka saar. .
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shayri
\*arz karta hun\*
baadal garza shor ke sath,
barish hui zor ke sath,
zara dhyan rakhna apni girlfrnd ka,
bhag na jaye kisi \or ke sath..
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kamina
girl-dr.plz mere bf ko andar bula lijye,
dr-daro mat, mai acha admi hu,
girl-nahi, dr.apki nurse baharakeli h \or mera bf bahut kamina he.
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love u
boy-i luv u
gal-sry mai kisi \or se pyar krti hu
boy udas ho gya phr achanak bhagne laga &bola-teri mom ko btaunga
gal-rukja i luv u
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Joke Posted on : 9 Feb 2015
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ped par
santa
ped ke upar
ulta latka hua tha:
banta-tu ped par
kyo latka hai:|
santa-sar dard ki
goli khayi thi
kahi pet me
na chali jaye
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msg
jab rote he to koi haal tak nhipuchhta he
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thoda sa hans kya lo to ghar wale kehte h.
kiska msg aaya h.\?
\(\
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zon shor
arz hai
the janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor
the mehbuba jhaki from the door & boli margaya haramkhor. . .
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ans
what is the difference between a girlfriend \and a wife\?\?
a girlfriend answers all ur questions,
and
a wife questions all ur answers\!
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wife
what is the difference between a girlfriend \and a wife\?\?
a girlfriend answers all ur questions,
and
a wife questions all ur answers\!
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bengali
santa -tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha,
to tumne use mana kyu nai kiya.\?
ladki - mai use mana kaise karti. \! mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati. .
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padh
ye padh lena important hy
exam mein pakka pucha jaye ga.
1.roll no
2.exam
3.date
4.subject a
b thanks bol kr rulaaye ga kya\?
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maa
jab boy ulti kare to
maa- kaha se pee k aya h kamine,
or
jab girl ulti kre to maa-kon tha wo kamina\?
moral-koi b ulti kre boys r always kaminey. . .
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branded
boy apni girlfriend se:
yu mat kheench tu mujhe apni taraf kamini.
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branded t-shirt hai..
phat gayi to bahut pitunga,
maa kasam.
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ladkiya
shadi me photografer banneka kuch aur hi maza hai,
ladkiyan::
meri lo na,
meri akeli ki lo,
ye meri frnd hai,
hum dono ki sath me lo.
khade khade lena.
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share
father: beta, facebook se
hatke ek duniya hai. .
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son: really papa\? zara link
toh share karo. .
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aurate
gal to banta: kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge\? banta: kyon nahin\? mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
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tareeka
santa: operation se mujhe kuch ho gaya to is doctor se shadi kar lena. jeeto: aise kyo kehte ho\? santa: dr se badla lene ka yehi tareeka hai
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grl
grl- 2mne mere andar kyaa dikha jo 2m ne sidha i lv u bol diya....\?\?\?\?
boy- sab dekhne k liye to bola hay....\!
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bhav
petrol ke daam ladkiyon ki tarah
hote hai...\?
pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh
nahi sakte,
to unke bhav badhte hi jate
hai
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kehty
kehty hain k piyar main neend urr jati he....
koi ham se bhi pyar kare, kambhakht neend buhut ati he
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akele
jindgi ki race me agar first aana chahte ho to uska ek hi secert h
kisi ko btana mat plz
akele bago.
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msg
ek important message:-
agar kabhi toot kar bikhar jao to mujhe yaad kar lena.
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kyu ki
mere pas 5rs
wala fevi-quick bekaar pada h
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attitude
ladkiyo ki specialty ...
uk: dressing
spain: beautiful
america: stylish
brazil: hot
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indian :
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. kuch ho na ho
par attitude ki koi kami nahi
mile gi ..
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sab
sab kehte hai dunia me
.
maa-baap se badkar koi
nhi
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isliye
jaldi se shadi karlo
aur
maa-baap ban jao
.
rishta wahi,
soch nyi..
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sir
raju: sir, meri shaadi ho gayi hai, meri salery badha do.
boss: factory ke bahar hone wale haandson ke liye company zimmedar nahi hai.
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uteretan
ek ladka ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar main bike se gir gaya\?ladki boli aapko chot to nahi lagi\?ladka bola are hat pagli hum bike se aise he utarten hain\?.
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dil
dil ke mehmaan ban jao
aankho ka armaan ban jao
hontho ki muskan ban jao
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oh\! aap ho..\!
i am very sorry\!
aap to bas insaan ban jao.
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narak
1admi narak gaya,waha gandhi ji mallika ke sath nach rahe the.admi ne yamraj se pucha-gandhi ki saza itni majedar kyu\? yamraj-abe saja mallika ko mili hai...
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shadi
s\+h\+a\+d\+i
s:shanti bhang
h:himmat khtm
a:aazadi samapt
d-dimag kharab
i:imtihan shuru
jiski ho gayi wo jhelo
aur
jiski nhi hui wo jeelo
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gandhi
gandhi g ne shaadi se pehale apni wife kasturba ko chhota sa letter likha \or kasturba behosh ho gayi.
.\?
.\?
.\?
.\?
,\?
dear kasturba ,
i love you
tumhara
\
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bakri
santa apni bkri ko bus me le jane laga.
conductor ne mana kar diya
santa bkri ko burkha pehna k bus me le gaya aur conductor se bola:ye meri nani h budhape k karan jhuk gayi h ...thodi der baad bkri ne potty kar
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sunte
wife-aji sunte ho ghar me
namak khatam ho gaya hai daal
me kya daalu.
husband-dimaag to hai hi nahi naya
colgate active salt daal
de usme namak hai..
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ghar
santa apni girlfriend ko ghar le gya.
sab darwaze khidkiyan band kardi.
light off kar ke uske pas aaya aur bola:-
dekh meri watch me light jalti hai...\?
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makeup
girls gets 100\\% marks only in 2 subjects .......\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
in makeup&breakup
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makeup
girls gets 100\\% marks only in 2 subjects .......\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
in makeup&breakup
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toot
teacher: murgiyo ki tange choti q hoti hai
batao\?
studnt: sir agar murgiyo ki tange lambi huyi toh ande gir kar toot jayenge na.
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baba
sadhu baba ne arz kiya hai -
dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
wah wah
.
dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai kacha
.
tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai bacha...
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biwi
biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo,de ke khushi uske sare gam chura lo,pyar aisa karo ke sab dekhte reh jayen,
aur
padosan bhi kahe\
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shadi
shadi ke function me ek smart ladka ek smart ladki se:-aap dance karogi.\?
ladki sharma ke:-yes,
ladka pyar se:-
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to fir aapki kursi mai le jaau...
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newton
sochiye physics kitni eazy hoti.
agr.
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apple ki jagah ped gira hota aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota..
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times
grl- wat r u doing\?
boy- i was doing a job with times of india bt now i left it.
grl- but why\?
boy- kon sala subah uthe \or paper dalne jayega..
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kyo
grl- wat r u doing\?
boy- i was doing a job with times of india bt now i left it.
grl- but why\?
boy- kon sala subah uthe \or paper dalne jayega..
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cream
surat gori karne ke 3 aasaan tarike
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muze pata tha tu zaroor padhega,
kaali surat wale..
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koi bhi fairness cream laga le.
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khush
question:why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy\?\?
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answer:yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti..
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arz hai
arz hai-
idhar v sitam ho gaya udhar v sitam ho gaya, idhar v sitam ho gaya udhar v sitam ho gaya, apna apna kaam karo sher khatm ho gaya:-d
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INDEPENDENCE
what would have happened if rajnikant was born 150 years ago \?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?\?
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britishers would have fought for independence \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!
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ANDA
rajnikant- aj mere kuttene anda diya hei
amitabh-oye kutta kabse anda dene laga
rajnikant-hum vip log hei murgi nam kutta rakh diya
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ROCEKD
teacher: what is half of 8\?\?
rajnikant: 4
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engineer\(must b like me\): it changes..
if u cut horizontally then its \'0\'
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if u cut vertically then its \'3\'...
rajnikant shocked... engineer rocked.
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night
at night if mosquito bites,
what should we do\?
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just scratch n sleep again..
we r not rajanikanth to make the
mosquito say sorry\!
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SHADI
rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.
adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.
usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz
kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
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chutki
rajni rocks
deepika : ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano rajni babu.......
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rajnikant : rs 0.012645787 yennaarascala mind it\!
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garba
rajinikant garba me dhol bhaja raha tha
achana dharti par rajinikant ke samne aliena aakar pahucha aur bola
mere beta ka kal exam hai zara dheere
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kbc
rajnikant on kbc
amitabh-rajni ji ke lie pehla question pesh kia jae...
computer screen-can i use a life line....\?\!
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hona
barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum
barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah
are aage kya hua\?
hona kya tha
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rajnikant ne phoonk mari \or sukh gaye hum \!\!
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padh
1 bar narad ji ne kuch aisa dekha k wo behosh ho gaye,,
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takat pane k liye
hanumanji rajanikant chalisa padh rahe the..
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dakhlo
rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai \?
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naresh kanodia : bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
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baap
darwaja khola to saap nikla,
darwaja khola to saap nikla,
acp bola daya ye anna hazare
to rajnikanth ka bhi baap nikla.
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naam
1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya \'baba ramdev, ke naam se janti hai....
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hukka
aaj subah bohut fogg\(dhummas\) tha,
because rajnikant hukka pee raha tha.
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mon
1 bar chand pe 1 makkhi dikhai di.
nasa k officers khus ho gaye-
life on moon
life on moon
baad me pata chala
rajnikant patang uda rha tha..\!\!\!
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beta
girl:kya tum mere ashiq ho
boy:ha
girl: to phir mujhe chand,
tare,
duniya ki sari
daulat-khushiya do
boy:tera ashiq hu
rajnikant ka beta nahi.
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kill
when rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet \and directs it the day he finds out.
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teresa
rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. the result\? mother teresa.
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resonance
the last time rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. the other guy just disintegrated. resonance.
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dil
apki bato pe dil haru
wah\! wah\!
apki surat pe jan waru
wah\! wah\!
jis din nhi aata apka sms dil krta h apko patak-patak k maru\!
ab bolo wah\! wah\!
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life
life \= mobile
friends \= charger
lover \= recharge
kitna bhi recharge karlo charger na ho to mobile switch off
qki har ek friend jaruri hota hai
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janta
जनता- महोदय, यह पुल इतना नीचा है कि बारिश में पुल पर पानी आ जाता है।
नेता- जब पुल पर पानी आए तो उसके नीचे से निकला करो।
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kela
fruits mein baat chal rahi thi,
santra- main ball k tarah lagta hu,
akhrot- main toh brain k tarah,
mushroom- main toh umbrella k tarah,
kela- plz topic change kro yaar...
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wahi
aap\' kaha ho \?
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jaha ho wahi
rehna 2-3 ghante tak
qki bahar bandar pakdne wale aaye h
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ab thanks mat bolo pagal..
rulaoge kya:-
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india
american :- ye kutub minar kitne din main
bana hai \?
indian :- 1 mahine main
american :- yeh hamare country mein
to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai.
thoda aage jane k baad phir poocha:yeh lal
kila kitne din mein bana hai\?
indian:sirf 2 weeks mein
american:hamare country mein to 3
days mein ban jati hai.
taj mahal k paas se guzre toh american
ne pucha :- yeh taj mahal kitne din
mein bani hai \?
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indian :- pataa nahi kal shaam tak to nahin tha.....
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pani
apni to jindagi ki ajib kahani hai.
jis cheez ko chaha wo hi begani hai.
ham hanste hai apno ko hasane ke liye.
warna sari duniya dub jaye
in ankho me itna pani hai.
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gandhiji
rahul gandhi-mom hum iss desh ko kab tak lootange. sonia-jab tak hai jaan. rahul-hamara halp kun karega sonia gandhi-son of sardar.
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ADD
fb me har ladke ki problem...
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gharwaalo ko lagta hai kahi humara ladka love marriage na kar le...
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par unhe kya pata yaha to ladkiyan add bhi nahi karti...
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love marriage to door ki baat hai..
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hoon
ek ladka fail hua to uske papa
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dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai. . .
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boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. . .
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TVC
santa: aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
banta: acha
par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
santa: kyu
banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai
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exam
exam me sir ne nakal krne di or
kha bahar jake na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi dia
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fight
tips 4 boys -
if you marry one girl,
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she will fight with you.
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they will fight for you…
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sms
1 glass pani lo usme neem ki patti dalo
2hours k liye rkhdo phir 10 mingaram karke peelo
jab kanjusu k keede mar jaye fir sms kr dena
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jugad
ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya
to us ke bhaanje ne phone
uthaya.
ladki: apne uncle ko phone do.
bachcha: aap ka naam..\?
ladki: apne uncle se kaho unki jaan-e-man ka phone hai.
jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha
usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.
us ne maasumiyat se kaha: lekin
aunty, mobile pe to \
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garmi
garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
wah.... wah..
garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
mai barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jae meri
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bimari
bimaari in bollywood style..
1. jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaan chale\= fever.
2. tadap tadap k is dil se aah nikalti rahi\= heart attack
3. bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai\= acidity.
4. tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karu\= motiyabind.
5. tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna\= memory loss.
6. mann dole mera tann dole\=mirgi.
7. juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai\= loosemotion.\!
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neechy
inspector 2 santa:
phansi se pehly, bata teri aakhri
khwahish kia ha\?
santa:mery pair uper \or sir neechy kr
k phansi de do-:\)
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latest
santa k ghar navjot singh siddhu ki tasvir lagi hui thi.
banta: ye kyon laga rakhi hai\?
santa: laughing buddha lene gaya tha.
dukandar ne kaha ye latest hai. :-\)
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sapna
santa to banta: i have one good news one bad news.
good news is that:meri biwi ka accedent ho gaya.
banta: aur bad news\?
santa: woh ek sapna tha.
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kiske
santa: mere pass gaddi hai, banglow hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai\?
banta: mere pass bhi gaddi hai, banglow hai, paisa hai.
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santa: to saaley apni maa kiske paas hai\?
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knyo
santa ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala
fir bhi usko jail ho gayi
kyun...
kyun..ki vo sab firebrigade wale the..
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final
sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
dr: take this tablet you will be ok.
sardar: can i take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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garmi
sardarji: ghar mai mera he hukam chalta hai.
mai kehta hon, garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
dost: garam pani q\?
sardar: garam pani se bartan achay dhultay hain.
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\\frnd
a man to santa-- ur frnd is kissing ur wife in ur home,
he rushes to his home
and come with in half an hour n
slapped tat man n said--
he was not my frnd..
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india
boss: where were you born\?
sardarji: india ..
boss: which part\?
sardarji: what \'which part\'\? whole body was born in india .
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car
sardar: what is the name of your car?
lady: i forgot the name, but is starts with 't'.
sardar: oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. all cars that i know start with petrol..
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radio
sardar: u cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to u.
sardar: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is \'all india radio\! \'
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reciever
santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
santa: wow\! how amazing. people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver
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kutte
a chini was in hospital.
santa went to meet him.
chini said \'ching chong, mou.chu cha\' \and died.
santa went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
kutte oxygen ke pipe se pair utha.
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darwaza
sardar apne ghar ka
darwaza kandhe pe utha
kr ja raha tha ..
kisi ne poocha
sardar g kithy ja rhy ho \?\?\?
sardar g ne kaha:
tala khulwane ...
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dekh
santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
banta- kya dekh rahe he
santa- dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha he\!\!
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machin
santa aur us banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe the
k achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia.
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yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi hai
yaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
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police
santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake i made.
banta: whom should i call now,
police \or ambulance\?
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apple
banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
bandar ne poocha: upr kyu aya\?
banta: apple khane.
bandar: yeh to aam ka ped hai.
banta: pata hai, apple sath laya hu.
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didi
santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya..
banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
santa: maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
banta: kya kiya\?
santa: ladki ka naam didi rakh diya hai
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chal
santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
santa:- chal laajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho
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maths
maths teacher was teaching
mathematical conversions
teacher-if 1000 kgs\= ton.
then , for 3000 kgs
how much\?
santa-
ton\!ton\!ton\!
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rs45
santa in coffee shop wth wife.
santar:jldi pi, coffee thandi ho jaye gi.
wife:ki frk painda hai\?
srdar: bywakof rate list dekh
hot coffee rs.15
cold coffee.45
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mard
train chali, santa 1 dibbe mai char gaye..
tt bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka
dibba hai.
santa ji: sorry ji, mere ko laga aap mard ho.
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train
santa:train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
banta:to xchnge krna tha
santa:kisse krta\?
niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
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hutch
a street dog was chasing santa \and he was laughing.
a bystander: why are u laughing\? santa: i have an airtel phone, but still hutch network is following me.
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mirror
santa at an art gallery: i suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
art dealer: i beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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cigrate
banta cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
santa : tu pipe laga kar cig q pe raha hai
banta : doctor ne kaha, cig-bidi se dur rehna.
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biwi
banta: pareshan lag rahe ho.
santa: yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
banta: yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
santa: lekin biwi ko nhi pata
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battery
santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
the shopkeep\! er asked: exide laga du\?
santa: dusri side tera baap lagayega kya\?
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why
santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........why\?
because his doctor advised him \
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saloon
santa invested 2 lakhs in a business \and suffered huge losses.
do u know what the business was\?
he opened a saloon in punjab\!
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jealous
preeto 2 maid: oh kanta, i hv reason 2 suspect that banta is having an affair with his secretary.
kanta: i don\'t believe it\! u r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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night
jeeto: i didn\'t know you smoked. when did you start\?
preeto: that night my husband came home early \and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
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romantic
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
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dhamaka
jaj : suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
santa : par janab
jaj : safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
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google
santa\=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta\=fir kya kiya\?
santa\=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
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egg
santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- what comes first - the chicken \or the egg\?
o yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega\!
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life
teacher: i want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
pappu: life imprisonment\!
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out
santa: my dad was an extremely brave man. he once entered a lion\'s cage.
banta: he probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
santa: i didn\'t say he got out.
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track
santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
banta: santa u\'ll die.
santa: u\'ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
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jeeto
jeeto: u tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
santa: u tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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dog
santa: my mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog\!
banta: oh\! that’s terrible.
santa: yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
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board
how do you recognize santa\'s son, pappu, in school\?
a: he is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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lipton
a lady asked santa: lipton di chah hai\?
santa replied: mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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leave
santa: i kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u\?
banta: me too, after u leave.
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frog
frog: tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
santa: hai.
frog: nahin hai.
santa: hai.
frog: nahin hai & jumps into the well.
santa: isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.\?
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sadhu
banta ek sadhu se bola: baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu: beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta\?
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pleasure
i have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. i\'d stand & wait in the world\'s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
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dad
pappu, while filling up a form: dad, what should i write against mother tongue.\?
santa: very long\!
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need
to live this life i need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat i need a heart, to have a heart i need happiness \and to have happiness i need you\!
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heart
what’s missing in h__rt\? ea \or u\? pick ea & you’ll get a heart\! if u pick u, you’ll get hurt\! i\'d pick u coz it\'s better to get hurt than hv a heart without u.
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dosti
jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
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sure
don’t rush in love for it never runs out. let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
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todd
santa: mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne.
santa: meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
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pen
master: mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, likh ke kyu nahi liyanda \?
santa: ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te pen rakhia oh paj geya\!\!\!
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free
why did santa take his pregnant wife jeeto to pizza hut\?
a: because they advertised: \'free delivery\'
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light
santa: mom, last night when i opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
mother: idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator\!
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6 baje
santa: bhaisahab time kya hua\?
man: sham ke 6 baje hain\!
santa: sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain
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goa
teacher to santa: where were you born\?
santa: thiruvananthapuram
teacher: can u spell it\?
santa \(after thinking for some time\): i think i was born in goa.
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bolo beta
santa \(on phone\): maa, khushkhabri hai\!
maa: bolo beta.
santa: hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
maa: badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
santa: na ladka, na ladki. maine doosri shaadi karli.
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consoles
santa's wife dies. he is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
finally, santa consoles him: don\'t worry buddy, i will marry again.
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hole
why did santa keep the door open while bathing\?
because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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back seat
santa phoned his wife: i am not coming home. the stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
after sometime he calls again: i am coming, earlier i sat on the back seat.
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lagi
masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
santa: gir gaya tha \or lag gayi.
masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi\?
santa: takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi..
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last job
ultimate answer while changing the job.
interviewer: why did you changed your last job\?
santa: because the company shifted \and didn\'t tell me where..
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truck
banta: truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho\?
santa: ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
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bell
a lady calls santa for repairing door bell.
santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
lady calls again, santa replies: i\'m coming daily since 4 days, i press the bell but no one comes out.
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potatao
lady to inspector santa: my husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn\'t came back yet\!
santa: why don't u cook something else
\?
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marks
santa: itne kam marks\? do thappad marne chahiye.
pappu: haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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bus
santa waiting at bus stop in uk along with 3 women.
when bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: no more, no more
santa: saaleya morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
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bulb
pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 watt bulb.
santa asked him: what are you doing?
pappu: aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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call
santa dials a number. a girl receives the call.
santa: who r u?
girl: seeta here.
santa: maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to ayodhya mil gaya
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toungue
pappu while filling up a form: what should i write against mother tongue.?
santa: very long...!
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MRF
santa: yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
banta: gold ring de de.
santa: koi vadi cheez das yaar.
banta: tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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key
santa: i have swallowed a kay.
doctor: when?
santa: 3 months back!
doctor: what were you doing till now?
santa: i was using duplicate key, now i have lost it too.
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bhabhi
girl: will u marry me?
santa : no, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
mummy ne papa se, didi ne jijaji se aur bhaiya ne bhabhi se
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thnku ji
santa: bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
jeeto: thank u g
santa: lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
jeeto: thank u g.
santa: shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
jeeto: thank u g
santa: par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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kaha
wife on phone : kaha ho aap ?
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pati : tumhe wo jwellry shop yad hai jaha
tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand
aya tha, par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1din dilwaunga.
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wife : khush hote huye. haan haan mujhe
sab yad hai.
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pati: haan to usi shop k baju wali shop pe
baal katwa raha hu...
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cid
cid rocks:
itne saal hue daya ki koi g f nahi hai,
itne saal hue daya ki koi girlfrnd nahi hai,
acp-
abhijeet pata lagao ye daya kahin gey to nahi h
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eyes
jeeto: how many times must i tell you, pappu - that one must keep one\'s eyes closed during prayer\?
pappu: yes mamma, how do you know my eyes were not closed\?
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one year
girlfriend: i can't marry you, i am one year elder to you.
pappu: i love you so much that i can wait for you for one year.
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GAY
in a grammar class:
teacher: 'he' does not like girls. what is 'he' in this sentence?
pappu: gay.
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zero
pappu: excuse me, but i don't think i deserve a 'zero' mark for this exam paper.
teacher: neither do i, but it is the lowest that i can give.
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maths
the maths teacher writes a complex problem on the board and asks the students to solve it. when all the intelligent students are unable to solve it, she calls pappu. pappu gets up and erases the board.
teacher: what's this?
pappu: ma'm, problem solved.
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name
pappu: dad, can you write in the dark?
santa: i think so. what is it you want me to write?
pappu: your name on this report card.
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ROME
teacher: when was rome built?
pappu: at night.
teacher: how can you say that?
pappu: because my dad always says that rome wasn't built in a day!
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marry me
girl: i think the poorest people are the happiest.
pappu: then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
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diabetes
teacher: if guddi has 50 candy bars. she eats 4 \and gives you 2 \and give the rest to bunty, what\'ll bunty get\?
pappu: diabetes. bunty\'ll surely get diabetes.
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kanjoosi
kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga.
jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola,
\;mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.
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shayri
ek time meri girlfrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
wo bahut sundar thi,
muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
mai akeli hu,mai muskraya or,
apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
to uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or,
meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
mujhe gale lagaya \or kaha,
hum ko rishta manzur he.
ab mai kya batau\?
ke mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha..
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hari mirchi
hotho se jo choo liya, ehsaas aabtak hai,
aankhe nam hai, aur sanso meinaag aab tak hain...
aur kyo na ho... khayi bhi to 'hari mirchi...'-hai.....
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talak
ek aurat:-jab tumhara
talak hua tha tab to
tumhara ek hi bachcha
tha.ab 3 kaise?
doosri:-who kabhi kabhi
maafi mangne aa jate
the.
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full form
wat is d ful frm of
mbnp & tbnp\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
nhi pta\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\?
\? socho .. socho...
m-mujhe
b-bhi
n-nahin
p-pata
&
t-tujhe
b-bhi
n-nahin
p-pata..
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coler
banta-agar aapko garmi
lage to aap kya krte ho\?
santa:cooler k samne
baith jata hu
...
banta-phir bhi garmi lage
to\?
santa:to cooler on kar
leta hu
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diwar
santa 1 ghar ke niche su-sukar raha tha..
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upar se 1 aurat boli:
dikhta nahi hai diwar hai..
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santa bola: thoda side se dekho..
dikh jayega... :d
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aurat
santa news paper padh rha tha,
ye kya
u.p. ko 4 hisso me kr diya jayega\?
banta-bhai jis ghar me aurat ki chalti h,
waha yahi hota h.
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petrol
santa: yaar ab tu mujhe sms kyu nahi karta\?
banta: petrol mehnga ho gaya hai.
santa: petrol & sms\?
banta: easy load karvane ke liye ghar se 10km
dur bike par jana padhta hai.
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gobar
cow: kya me bolu
ox: sun
cow: suna
ox: chalti kya ghaushala
cow: kya kru\?ake me ghaushala
ox: mundi hilaeanga,
ghas chabaenge,
ghobar flaynge \or kya\?
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obama
ओबामा : तुम्हारा हिंदुस्तान देश बहुत गरीब देश हैं.
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नरेन्द्र मोदी : बे��ा ओबामा,
तुम्हारा अमेरिका जितना तेल खाताहैं
ना उतना तेल तो हम शनिवार को शनि भगवान् पे चढ़ा देते हैं.
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jawani
o yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan\?
banta: karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai
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20 saal
santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
wo udas ho gaya.
banta : yaar udas kion ho\?
santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa
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gud example
teachr-tense kitne prakar k hote hai
snta-3 prakar k
t-very gud, example batao
s-kal apki beti ko dekha,
aj pyar krta hu,
kal bhaga k le jaunga.
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train
santa train ka intezar kar raha tha,
train aayi,upar likha tha mumbai mail,
wo bhag kar chadh gaya aur
biwi se kaha\;jab mumbai female aaye
to tum chadh jana...
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udassi
santa-are banta tu udas q hai\?
kal to teri shadi hai na
banta- ha yar par ladki walo ne kaha hai,
barat kam lana
santa -to kya hua\?
banta-papa muze le jayenge ya nahi,
pata nahi isliye udas hu
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if u cut
teacher: what is half of 8\?\?
rajnikant: 4
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engineer\(must b like me\): it changes..
if u cut horizontally then its \'0\'
&
if u cut vertically then its \'3\'...
rajnikant shocked... engineer rocked.
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ramdev
1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'baba ramdev, ke naam se janti hai....
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dance
rajinikant garba me dhol bhaja raha tha
achana dharti par rajinikant ke samne aliena aakar pahucha aur bola
mere beta ka kal exam hai zara dheere
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patang
1 bar chand pe 1 makkhi dikhai di.
nasa k officers khus ho gaye-
life on moon
life on moon
baad me pata chala
rajnikant patang uda rha tha..\!\!\!
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beta
girl:kya tum mere ashiq ho
boy:ha
girl: to phir mujhe chand,
tare,
duniya ki sari
daulat-khushiya do
boy:tera ashiq hu
rajnikant ka beta nahi.
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manny girls
tips 4 boys -
if you marry one girl,
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she will fight with you.
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if you marry two girls,
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they will fight for you…
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bimari in new
bimaari in bollywood style..
1. jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaan chale\= fever.
2. tadap tadap k is dil se aah nikalti rahi\= heart attack
3. bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai\= acidity.
4. tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karu\= motiyabind.
5. tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna\= memory loss.
6. mann dole mera tann dole\=mirgi.
7. juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai\= loosemotion.\!
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ek chutki
rajni rocks
deepika : ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano rajni babu.......
.
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rajnikant : rs 0.012645787 yennaarascala mind it\!
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exams
once rajnikant appeared in exam of css
guess wht happnd.\?\?
failed.\!\!
.
beta ye css h
rajni ho ya gajni,sabki h bajni
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kutta \or a murgi
rajnikant - aaj mere kutte ne anda diya.
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big b - kutta kab se anda dene laga\?
.
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.
rajnikant - ye rajni ka style hai.
maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai.....:-p
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what an idea
girl: if we got married, stop smoking.
boy: ok\!
girl: drinking too.
boy: ok\!
girl: n going to the night club too.
boy:- yes..
girl:- what else can u leave\?\?
boy:- the idea of marrying you
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ladai
2 lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi:
gf:
kamine\!\!
main tere kapde faad dungi.
bf:
dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat mat kar.
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nonsense
husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u\!
wife:nonsense it\'s only a matter of patience,
i had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Feb 2015
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namaste
husband aur wife ghumne gaye
raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha,
wife boli- dekho tumhara rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai namaste karo,
husband- namaste sasur ji
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Joke Posted on : 5 Feb 2015
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tumhari jaisi or
wife: btao tmhe main kitni achchi lagti hoon \?
husband :- bahut zyada
wife :- phir bhi \; kitni\?
husbnd :- itni ki dil chahta hai tumhari jaisi 1 aur le aaun........
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Joke Posted on : 5 Feb 2015
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pati patni
wife on phone : kaha ho aap \?
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pati : tumhe wo jwellry shop yad hai jaha
tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand
aya tha, par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1din dilwaunga.
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wife : khush hote huye. haan haan mujhe
sab yad hai.
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pati: haan to usi shop k baju wali shop pe
baal katwa raha hu...
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Joke Posted on : 5 Feb 2015
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saas bhahu
saas: khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
bahu: khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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Joke Posted on : 26 Jan 2015
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boy-girl
a boy told his friend, “yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“
friend: sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..
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Joke Posted on : 26 Jan 2015
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god -n- santa
santa : people consider me as a “god”.
god2
banta : how do you know??
santa : when i went to the park today, everybody said,“oh god ! u have came again”.
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Joke Posted on : 26 Jan 2015
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chor police
a man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“you’ll get your chance in court,” said the police officer.
“no, no no\!” said the man. “i want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. i’ve been trying for years.”
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Joke Posted on : 26 Jan 2015
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santa banta
santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!
parking
banta asks : why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
santa : can’t u read ‘parking for two wheelers only’.
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015
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Ek admi
ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
wife
doosra aadmi bola:
“ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……doosari bigarti hai to “shuroo” ho jati hai”
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015
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Mobile ne kiya kangal
friend1: are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
mobile-cell.jpg
friend2: kyu\?
friend1: baar baar dikhaata hai “battery low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015
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pati patni jokes
pati: priye, kal subah kya tum mere saath yoga class chalna pasand karogi?
patni: tum kehna kya chahte ho, main kya moti ho gayi hoon?
pati: koi baat nahin, ichcha nahi hai toh mat chalo.
patni: matlab main aalsi hoon?
pati: arey tum gussa kyun kar rahi ho?
patni: matlab main hamesha jhagadti hoon?
pati: arey maine aisa kab bola?
patni: matlab ki main jhoothi hoon!
pati: achcha baba, main nahin jaata hoon!
patni: main sab samajthi hoon, darasal, tum le jana hi nahin chahte the...
pati ne chup rehne mein hi bhalaai samjhi aur chup chaap so gaya
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015
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